Kabaka Mutesa 11 might have died of Alcohol poisoning due to certain chemicals that were put in his drink

Friends,
Alcohol poisoning is not only about consuming a toxic amount of alcohol, usually over a short period or binge drinking, but it can also occur when someone puts something other than alcohol in one’s drink. So, yes, Kabaka Mutesa 11 might have died of Alcohol poisoning due to certain chemicals that were put in his drink. I’m not saying it is true because i wasn’t there, but it is possible considering the hatred then between Obote and Mutesa 11. DP’s Bwengye in his book about the 1908 elections and the rigging that occurred, he seems pretty convinced that Mutesa 11 was poisoned by Obote’s agents.poison2

‘Fitina’ poisoning as allegedly some people say that it was what Kabaka Mutesa11 died of in London, is also a form of ‘food poisoning’. It is categorized as ‘chemical’ food poisoning as far as i know.

Chemical food poisoning is possible in production-line cooking as done at restaurants and facilities such as large-scale soup kitchens, as well as cooking as done in the home. There is no guarantee that cooking would be done properly. In fact, as the number of cases of infection that result from cooking food prepared at public facilities show, it is almost guaranteed that there WILL be numerous infections if the meat is used, and probably several deaths.

mutesa11's death certicate

mutesa11′s death certicate

Yes, deaths is possible when it comes to food poisoning though most people in developing nations don’t take it seriously. Food poisoning kills over 9100 people a year in the USA which a higher number of deaths than the Vietnam War produced among U.S. soldiers.

In Uganda, people ‘poison’ each other intentionally through food as this is common knowledge. So, we should probably hire people to protect our cooked food in case of any weddings or any other function. Yes, there is ‘fitina’ in this world. One of my OGs at Namagabi UMEA lost her husband when he went to visit his relatives in Uganda because someone intentionally poisoned him through food. She is now struggling with two kids here in London, and this is really sad.

You see, Public health is not something that you can just leave to food producers and cooks. The govt has to set standards and also to enforce them. This is one reason we have governments in the first place. Why? If you eat at a public restaurant, government health inspectors guarantee your food safety. If you eat at a private function, the organiser/s should be responsible for ensuring food safety, and the government has to ensure that the food safety regulations are observed.

I will let the medics explain to you in details if you want but that is the truth according to the office of National Statistics (ONS) here in England. ONS is one of the most reliable official bodies when it comes to stuff like that. Try to split the two words: alcohol + poisoning. The Poisoning bit itself happens when you take into your body a substance that damages your cells and organs and injures your health. This substance may be the too much alcohol that overpowers your liver or poisonous chemicals put in your alcohol. The poisoning therefore results from drinking a toxic (poisonous) amount of alcohol, usually over a short amount of time.

When you walk into a pub, ask for a drink, go to the loo leaving your drink unattended, and someone puts some poisonous substance in your drink, if you happen to die, Alcohol poisoning would be recorded as the cause of death.Well, like is aid, When DP’s Francis Bwengye wrote a book about the rigging of the 1980 elections, he mentioned somewhere in the first two chapters that Obote poisoned some people including Kabaka Mutesa 11. I read the book ages ago but it is there is you want to look for it.

The human body is capable of processing 1 to 1.5 ounces of alcohol in an hour. This is the amount usually contained in a standard drink – a 12 ounce bottle of beer, a five ounce glass of wine, or one mixed drink (however, many mixed drinks and punches contain far greater quantities of alcohol).NPG x73138; Sir Edward Frederick William David Walugembe Mutebi Luwangula Mutesa II, Kabaka of Buganda by Bassano

The definition used by ONS in ICD-9 includes all deaths from chronic liver disease and cirrhosis, even when alcohol is not specifically mentioned on the death certificate. There are various reasons that have been identified to account for known under reporting of alcoholism on death certificates. These include the certifier of the death not being aware of previous alcoholism, or being uncertain of its relationship with the cause of death.

ONS are good because you can find out anything you want about UK from them. Actually, i think they are the best. They can tell you any statistics about any area in the UK. All you need is A POSTCODE, and bingo. I love them

Abbey

Kibuli S.S@68:Is It still the Mini-Harvard of Uganda? What happened to being the best in Sciences and Sports?


Friends,
We Thank the Newvision for publishing the photos of Kibuli.S.S @68 and it’s nice to see my friend and former H/M,Hajji Kawaase still in shape. He has kept a smile on his face from the time i got to know him up to now. He is such a good man who had a lot of influence on a lot of people who are now important.I will spare you the ugly details but he is arguably the most respected former H/M in Uganda at the moment.

I didn’t attend this event though i was informed about it in advance. As you know, Kibuli S.S. is in my blood and I was there in spirit with those that attended. I have seen a few oldies I know in the photos including Dr.Badru Kiggundu of the EC. May be, we should wait for the next one inishallah as the stage is still dominated by our elder brothers and sisters. Was that Hajjati Saida Bumba who is seated opposite Dr.Badru Kiggundu? I have not seen these people for a long time and I’m in touch with only a few of them. Some look older and others look they have got pills that make someone immune to the old age. They need to tell us the secret please!

I had already received a few photos of the OBs that attended but i didn’t see anyone from the UK there. So, may be they will need to organise another one in the next decade inishallah when most of us,the NKUBA KYEYOs, have gone back home.

I have to insert here that what I have heard more often is that our standards in Kibuli S.S. have dropped down ever since Hajji Mukasa left.My intention isn’t to weaken or water down what Brother Alhajji Matovu has achieved at both Kawempe and Kibuli S.S but we have been told that Kibuli.S.S is not the same Kibuli we all used to be proud of. Kibuli used to be a mini-Harvard throughout the time i was there and we were competing with the likes of Namagunga, Gayaza, Buddo and others in that league, but i didn’t see it listed among the schools with those students that got quadruple As in their A’levels. I no longer see its headlines in sports in newspapers? What happened?

I think UPE is partly to blame as it has kind of affected the Muslim based primary schools that used to feed students to schools such as Kibuli S.S and Kawempe. It seems local school boards are now made up of politicians who wish to fulfill the president’s manifesto than anything else. I believe about 60% of Primary leaving students are functionally illiterate, and unable to do elementary mathematical computations or write and read English properly.Those who can read, write, and compute, can be self supporting but they are not as equipped as kids during our time. Standards have gone down especially in rural based schools particularly the UMEAs.

Kibuli S.S used to be among the best in sciences during Hajji Mukasa’s time. I think it was partly due to better laboratories and teachers we had. Unfortunately, I was told that most of them passed away. I didn’t do sciences at A’level as adolescence made me pursue other dreams, but I know for a fact that sciences are good for a kid’s future and I would encourage anybody with a brain to do them, to go for it. Anyway, I didn’t like the A’level Math teacher then……… so I went for Arts, but it was probably a silly adolescent decision. Kids should be encouraged to do science subjects rather than arts……. life becomes a bit easier in future.

Science is a neutral mechanism for describing how nature presents itself to our senses. It has no purpose other than find the best theory that sheds light on nature. Einstein’s relativity,Newton’s gravity,Darwin’s natural selection, Hutton’s superposition and cross-cutting relationships, etc., are all theories. They just happen to be the best formula for working out the problems seen in nature.

Science is no different than math. To discover keys behind the mechanisms that produce what we see is exactly the same as banging out mathematical formulas to describe shapes. Nobody expects gravity to suddenly reverse, or the general theory of relativity to fail. As a matter of fact, we expect these theories to fail with the same regularity as
A= (pi) (R^2) will fail to describe the area of a circle.If we are not meant to find the best way to describe nature to gain an understanding of the mechanisms behind it, science would not exist.

I really hope that the representatives of the Uganda Muslim Teachers Association (UMTA) look into this matter and see to it that Muslim schools improve on their standards in science subjects. Kawempe Muslim Secondary School used to do well in arts but it seems they are also in some sort of a decline. Anyway, someone should look into these things as some of us are fed on street talk only. Thank you!

Byebyo ebyange


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IMAM KASOZI ON NBS’S ‘MORNING BREEZE’: Where are the Imams? Are they really terrorists?

Folks,
I would like to thank NBS TV for giving Imam Kasozi a chance to explain himself on the ongoing arbitrary arrests and detention of Muslims in Uganda in the name of terrorism in Madrasas. I have watched the program on YouTube on the following link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9dIfbF6RpAA , and I must say that I was not impressed at all despite the good points put forward by those involved.

A couple of thoughts: there was a lot of shouting involved by the duo (Imam Kasozi and the male moderator), and they kept interrupting each other. The female moderator did okay though the male moderator never gave her a chance to express herself a bit more. Secondly, i thought this program should have been better conducted in Luganda rather than English. There was a lot of shouting in the English part of the program instead of talking about the real issues. The last part which was in Luganda was superb, and I think everybody looked and sounded more comfortable in the language. So, i suggest we have the ‘Morning breeze’ in Luganda instead of English, after all, Luganda is the de-facto national language of the country.

I found Afande Ssekate Vincent‘s comments on Madrasas laughable in that they had no basis in reality as far as Madrasas in Uganda are concerned. It is one of the widespread assumptions of the war on terrorism that Madrassas are breeding grounds for terrorism. Vincent Kaweesa or is it Ssekate, is the deputy Spokesperson for the Police, and he was, at least, very calm while explaining his issues. He said that he had approached the leaders at Uganda Muslim Supreme Council [UMSC] who denied of any knowledge of the Madrasas that were run by the Imams that were arrested. If this is true, then it’s very unfortunate and it would be good for the Muslim community to get a verified statement from the leadership at UMSC about this whole issue. This was an opportunity to explain to the police what a Madrasa means, and UMSC let Muslims down. Somebody has got to take the bullet for it.

What i failed to understand is why there is a sudden need by the government to have the Madrasas registered or supervised? What is there to register? As far as I know, a Madrassa is something almost every Muslim home has got. It doesn’t necessarily have to be a formal school or building or anything like that…… as its main aim is to teach kids about their religion. Personally, I learned the Qur’an mainly from my grandfather’s house, and we used to have other students from the neighborhood who used to learn with us. I don’t see anything wrong with this arrangement!

As Imam Kasozi explained, Madrassa is an equivalent of ‘Omujiji’ among the Catholics. All they teach kids are mainly the fundamentals of their religion. A kid also gets a chance to make friends with kids of the same religion. The whole arrangement exposes the kid to their religion, and I think this is OK. Nobody taught me to hate or kill anyone while I was learning my religion at home. While madrassas may breed Jihadists who have learned to recite the Koran in Arabic by rote, such institutions do not teach the technical or linguistic skills necessary to be an effective terrorist. Indeed, there is little or no evidence that madrasas produce terrorists capable of causing havoc anywhere in the world. So, I’m wondering where some people are getting all these ideas from. The current USA president was reportedly once in a Madarasa as a kid in Indonesia but he didn’t turn out to be a terrorist, did he? Obama lived in Indonesia as a child, from 1967 to 1971, with his mother and step-father and has acknowledged attending a Muslim school

So, without any evidence to back up the allegations that have been made by the police against some Muslims, police’s statement merely serves as an empty vessel to justify the status quo. From what Imam kasozi said, it looks like the police have now got an agenda to ‘ARREST, IMPRISON and SILENCE’ some Muslims which I find so unfair. Based on the comments made by another policeman who called after Afande Vincent, the police now hardly seem the kind of body that would feel any obligation to be straight about why and how they are arresting Muslims. The policeman categorically denied on national TV that they were holding more than one Imam in their custody contrary to the evidence presented by Imam Kasozi to the press.

It’s hilarious how Islam freaks some people out because i have always taken it to be a peaceful religion. The male moderator’s opinions were far too radical. There are billions of peaceful and responsible Muslims who are watching in amazement why the police are acting like this against fellow Muslims in Uganda. The radicals that are hijacking the Muslim religion for their own criminal enterprises are the problem, not the entire Muslim population.

If parents want to teach religion to their kids, they can do so in the home, in the church, temple, mosque or synagogue, at Bible camp, at Parochial School, Ashram, Yeshiva or Madrassa, at Sunday school, at the Kingdom Hall, at the Dianetics Centre, community centre, or many other options. This does not need a license of some sort or permission from UMSC or police because kids are ‘confined’ somewhere.

Cops should also stay within their legal bounds when arresting people because community policing may become impossible for the police to police. It’s really pitiful how generation after generation of our police has been wasted on stuff like this that cuts them off from the very communities they are supposed to protect. They are all being “used” for political purposes and that is so sad.


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‘Kisambi’ aka thigh-power should be controlled with the ban on mini skirts or mini dressing

mini3Friends,
Uganda is an extra ordinary country: from ‘Marriage and Domestic violence’ to ‘pornography and miniskirt’ bill and I love it. I don’t know whether both these bills were introduced to divert us from something, but if so, it’s certainly working. This may surprise a few people here but I’m with the government on this one. Yes, I want to see miniskirts banned on streets, not at home, and I think our UAH forum has played a crucial role in getting the government to think about this issue… thanks to the few pictures we have been sharing with them. This bill will save men from ‘thigh-power’ mistakes. Yes, some thighs have got power over some people and we need to find a way around this.

I’m not saying that all men are animals, with no control over their sexual urges, who can be provoked into random intercourse by a glimpse of a thigh or a wink, but I’m saying that we should never underestimate the power of ‘EKISAMBI’ (thigh). To quote a line from Jackie Gleason in the original Smokey and The Bandit: “You can think about it……but just don’t do it.” But we seriously need to trim ‘Kisambi’ powers a little bit for the sake of controlling certain evils in our society. Men usually leer at a girl who wears tight sweaters and miniskirts. That’s what we are! We like ‘EKISAMBI’ (not the chicken one), and i think it’s appropriate that we come up with measures to control ‘EKISAMBINESS’!

The hypocrisy among some in the opposition in Uganda and their western counter parts is simple enough to see. Frankly, I expected the opposition to support the government on this one but they are all over the place. Mao is fighting UYD; Otunu is fighting ‘UPC’; FDC is ‘reconciling’ and planning another delegates conference, e.t.c. So, let me just poke their friends in the developed nations a little bit.mini4

Belgium banned the Islamic burka and similar garb in public but few people in the west made a lot of noise against it because it’s their business. I think France did a similar thing and we were OK with it. So, why the fuss on Uganda and miniskirts as I saw in the UK’s Daily mail?

I also read somewhere that they outlawed miniskirts in the White House during the Clinton admin. Evelyn Lieberman, the former deputy chief of staff at the White House and former Director of Voice of America (and she doesn’t have any foreign policy experiences), banned miniskirts, tight pants and low-cut and sleeveless shirts and any other clothing deemed provocative. She worked for the Clintons at the White House between 1993 to 2000, and I bet she saw how Monica Lewinsky dressed up.

Former ethics minister, Nsaba Buturo, tried to ban miniskirts and he didn’t succeed. Hope the MPs support this Karamoja Ethics guy and the bill this time around and let it pass. I think the Uganda opposition need to pull their heads out of their asses and not just oppose the government for the sake of it. We may not have enough resources to implement such a law but it at least sends a message out there about what is expected of descent clothing among our ladies.

Nze bwendaba banange

Hope The New Pope Will Turn Into P[H]OPE…meaning both ‘pope’ and ‘hope’:

Father John Karimi who quit the Catholic Church in protest against celibacy holding his biological son at Good Samaritan Secondary School in Kirinyaga County after his consecration as a Bishop in the Ecumenical Catholic Church of Christ. He quit Catholic Church and married protesting that celibacy was not practical and should be scrapped.

Father John Karimi who quit the Catholic Church in protest against celibacy holding his biological son at Good Samaritan Secondary School in Kirinyaga County after his consecration as a Bishop in the Ecumenical Catholic Church of Christ. He quit Catholic Church and married protesting that celibacy was not practical and should be scrapped.

Every now and then, the curtain is pulled back a bit about our brothers and sisters in the Catholic Church and we see what is going on there behind the curtains. Now, we have got a new pope from Argentina [not Africa again] and hope he doesn’t interfere with the British Falklands. We also hope that he won’t have a grim past as his predecessor, Ratzinger, who was a Nazi Youth. I was actually astonished when he was made the new pope. No wonder, he couldn’t take the heat and resigned before his death. Yes, he belonged to Hitler Youth Nazi club at some point in his life. He [Ratzinger] also worked as a Nazi soldier in a factory using slave labor from the Dachau death camp. When he was appointed, I thought:’ isn’t it wonderful?! Nazis, Jews and Catholics coming together as one. Maybe there is hope for this world yet!’

We also hope that scandals as that of Roberto Calvi, the ‘God’s banker’ are behind us now. Roberto‘s death turned scandalous when the Britsh later found that he was murdered by somebody…… it wasn’t suicide as earlier reported. Somebody made a good film out of it in 2001 called the ‘God’s bankers – The Calvi Case’. The film makes one realize that ‘Gilbert-Bukenya- mafias’ are not only in Kampala but in Vatican too.

There was also a previous scandal in 1974 where another banker, Michele Sindona, was allegedly eliminated using cyanide while in prison by the ‘vatican mafias’ because he had made them lose a lot of money. No wonder some people in the UK are now not interested in religion yet religion is not the problem, but people appointed in religious positions are the problem. Even president Museveni is asking the new pope to carry out reforms as long as he (the pope) does not in turn ask our president to carry out any reforms. Biziibu!

I know religion is such a sensitive issue but Father Anthony Musaala is not the first church person to come out with such strong views against the Catholic Church, and i think it was very brave of him to speak out in a society such as ours dominated by Catholics. A lot of people have spoken before and the church kind of ignored them. For instance, Cardinal Keith O’Brien of Scotland in 2004 said that the ban on contraception should be debated, along with such issues as priestly celibacy and homosexual clergy. There was also a Belgian priest who said the same stuff but i have forgotten his name.

Nevertheless, let us analyze these definitions and see if Musaala is making any sense in his accusations against the church:

Perversion – A sexual practice or act considered abnormal or deviant
Procreate – To beget and conceive offspring. Every species does it.
Celibacy – Abstinence from sexual intercourse.

If we accept these definitions, then by definition anyone who is celibate is a pervert. The most natural thing is to mate. Not mating is unnatural and certainly abnormal. Thus celibacy is an abnormal sex practice. Celibacy in healthy human beings may be a form of insanity. Why would anybody deny anyone sex yet some of us are fighting for prisoners to have a right to sex with their partners?

Attempts at celibacy lead to sexual gratification in alternate ways including pedophilia. Trying to deny that human beings have/want sex is a unfair. Celibacy is a cruel lie to begin with. I doubt that more than .0001% of the priests are truly practicing celibacy. They are either humping the nuns, each other, or fooling around with young boys.

Many of those most committed to celibacy have failed. Celibacy is anti-human in nature. It not only separates you from others sexually, it separates you from intimacies that may lead to arousal, prevents you from having a family-a powerful instinct, and sets you apart from the community. And we know what repression did to middle-class Victorian women!

The early church considered celibacy to be the ideal way to go, starting the trend still present today in monks, nuns, and priests. Christianity was perpetuated for nearly two thousand years by the un-married though usually not virginal. People idealized saints who were “married” only to Christ and avoided the corruption of the flesh by remaining single.

Father Musaala is right that there isn’t a single word in scriptures that demands priests or anybody for that matter practice celibacy. If priests were allowed to wed, I suspect child abuse by priests would drop markedly. What’s sick is trying to prevent grown men from doing what nature intended.

Yes, some of the things in the Bible are a bit confusing though the overall general acceptable idea is that marriage is a foundation of Christianity and it’s also a form of worship in Islam. But St.Paul tells us that celibacy is BETTER THAN marriage (1 Cor. 7:38) even though God says in Genesis. 2:18 that it is not good for man to be alone. Sure God created Adam and Eve. In Genesis woman was created to be a “helpmate” servant.

I think the church should Just make celibacy for priests & nuns optional.Let them have sex with anybody in consenting adult relationships.I actually doubt a lot of people with common sense care a lot as long as our kids are not abused by anybody.We should worry more about kids than adults who know what they’re doing!People who sexually assault children shouldn’t get away with it, and shouldn’t be trusted around kids when they’ve done their time.

Nze bwendaba banange. Mbegayilide temunvuma. Ntesa butesa byabulungi!

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

Most Ugandans living abroad wish to be buried at home but need govt help!

Folks,
We have been reliably informed that ‘Preparations are underway to enable Ugandans living and jobbing abroad to participate in elections in their homeland. Although the target is for 2016, the suggestion should be to have mechanisms in place for any forthcoming mid-term (bi) election. 100, 000s of votes will be in the bag to bolster whichever contender.’

Now, the government should also consider helping in the transportation of bodies of those that die in Diaspora. Most wish to be buried at home and will need government help. They would like the government to transport their dead bodies back home.

There also don’t wish to be followed by security operatives or killed when they visit home.

They request the government to help them integrate and settle down in the system especially when they return to start up businesses or farming. They wish to be helped in the same way foreign investors are helped.

Airport corruption is also an issue. They are tired of people at Entebbe airport that confiscate their goods for some funny reasons.

Byebyo for now. Hope someone is making some notes. Thank you

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

It’s true that Obote wasn’t as corrupt as the current lot but is he the poor man in the Bible?

Obote standing between Nyerere and Kenyata

Obote standing between Nyerere and Kenyata

Friends,
It’s true that Obote wasn’t as corrupt as the current lot in government though his family still have to explain on how they acquired that house in Kololo. While in exile in Lusaka Zambia, he owned a Restaurant called ‘The Red Rooster’.Whether he ends up in paradise or hell after the Day of Judgment, we leave …that to God.

There is a story in the Bible. A rich man who was not a lover of God died, so too did a poor man who did know God. The rich man went to hell and he could see the poor man, Lazarus, in Abraham’s bosum. The rich man was not having a good time in hell and he was desperate for a drink. He called out to Lazarus to just give him a drop of water. Lazarus of course could not. The rich man cried out to God, “Just let me go back and tell my brothers that God exists etc. so that they can avoid this place”. God said “They have the Word of God and the prophets – if they do not believe that than they won’t believe you. I think this is in Luke 16:19-31

Reverends can help me here, but how does God judge a man who was a leader and presided over the deaths of several people he was supposed to protect? By the way, the question is not specifically about Obote[ because some people think he is a saint] and I don’t wish to see them putting my head on the platter b4 I have even confessed my sins.

Abbey

General Conditions for Dual Citizenship in Uganda

General Conditions for Dual Citizenship
A person applying for dual citizenship shall, before being registered, satisfy the board that:

a) He or she is not engaged in espionage against Uganda;
b) He or she has not served in the voluntary service of the armed forces or security forces of a country hostile to or at war with Uganda;
c) He or she has not attempted to acquire Ugandan citizenship by fraud, deceit or bribery or by intentional or otherwise deliberate false statements in an application for citizenship;
d) He or she does not have a criminal record;
e) The laws of his or her country of origin permit dual citizenship;
f) He or she is, at the time of application, of or above 18 years of age;
g) He or she is of sound mind;
h) Does not hold more than one citizenship;
i) Is not an undischarged bankrupt or insolvent.

Offices of State which a person holding Dual Citizenship is not qualified to hold
1. President
2. Vice President
3. Prime Minister
4. Cabinet Minister and other Ministers
5. The Inspector General and the Deputy Inspector General of Government
6. Technical Head of the Armed Forces
7. Technical Heads of Branches of the Armed Forces
8. Commanding Officers of the Armed Forces Units of at least battalion strength
9. Officers responsible for heading departments responsible for records, personnel and logistics in all branches of the Armed Forces
10. Inspector General of Police and Deputy Inspector General of Police
11. Heads and Deputy Heads of national Security and Intelligence Organisations (ESO, ISO and CMI)
12. Members of the National Citizenship and Immigration Board

Use of Travel Documents by Dual National
1. A citizen who holds the citizenship of another country in addition to the citizenship of Uganda shall:
a) Be issued with a Ugandan passport or travel documents;
b) Be permitted to remain in Uganda without limitation if the person enters Uganda on a Ugandan passport;
c) Leave Uganda on the same passport that the person used to enter the country; and

2. A citizen of Uganda who is also a citizen of any other country shall while in Uganda be subject to the laws of Uganda as any other citizen.

3. A dual citizen commits an offence when a Ugandan passport is used by the person interchangeably with the passport of another country to deceive an Immigration Officer and is liable on conviction to a fine not exceeding one hundred currency points (equivalent to 20,000) or imprisonments not exceeding one year or both.

Termination of Citizenship of Uganda
For the avoidance of doubt, where by virtue of holding dual nationality granted under section 19A or 19B (of the Act), a person holds the citizenship of Uganda in addition to the citizenship of another country, the board may by order deprive that person of the citizenship of Uganda:

a) Upon any of the grounds specified in sections 17 or 18 (of the Act); or
b) If that person acquires a third citizenship.

Consequences of Loss of Ugandan Citizenship
1. Where a person ceases to be a citizen of Uganda, he or she shall be regarded as a citizen or national of the country, of which he or she was a citizen or national before becoming a Ugandan citizen.

2. Where a person ceases to be a Ugandan citizen, he or she shall cease to enjoy the rights of a Ugandan citizen except rights to property acquired legally while the person was a citizen.

3. Where a person ceases to be a Ugandan citizen, he or she shall not thereby be discharged from any obligation, duty or liability in respect of any act done or committed before he or she ceased to be a citizen of Uganda.

Re-acquisition of Ugandan Citizenship by a Ugandan
1. A person who was a citizen of Uganda by birth and who on acquiring the citizenship of another country renounced his or her Ugandan citizenship, may apply to the board in the prescribed manner to re-acquire his or her former Ugandan citizenship.

2. The board may allow a former Ugandan citizen to re-acquire his or her Ugandan citizenship if it is satisfied that the grounds for the loss of his or her Ugandan citizenship are of no adverse effect to the public order and security of Uganda.

3. A person who re-acquires Ugandan citizenship under this section shall be required to take the oath of allegiance.

Forms and Certificates:
The following forms can be got from the National Citizenship and Immigration Board, Ministry of Internal Affairs, Kampala:

1. Form A: Notification of Citizenship of an Adopted Child
2. Form B: Application for Registration as a Citizen of Uganda
3. Form C: Application for registration as a Citizen of Uganda by a Married Woman
4. Form D: Application by an Alien for Naturalisation as a Citizen of Uganda
5. Form E: Certificate of Naturalisation as a Citizen of Uganda
6. Form F: Certificate of Registration as Citizen of Uganda
7. Form AA: Application for Dual Citizenship
8. Form BB: Certificate of Registration as a Dual Citizen

Fees Schedule:
• By marriage to a Ugandan UG Shs. 100,000
• By registration US $1,000
• By people who were formally Ugandans (in Diaspora) US $400
• By people who have lived all their lives in Uganda UG Shs. 100,000
• Dual citizenship – foreigners US $500
• Dual citizenship – Ugandan in Diaspora US $400

Life is too short to kick out anyone…..keep grudges with anyone

Friends,
As the moderator I have never removed anyone from the UAH forum without a good reason and never will. Mr.Obargot and Mr.Otto Patrick are free to come back if they want to, and I’m sure if they do, things will be a bit different especially in the way they communicate to us. Despite my open differences with Mr. Otto, I still respect him as a person because we learned a lot from him. For instance, Hannah’s pictorial communication was first stated by Mr.Otto on the forum, and I’m sure Hannah learnt that off him (Otto).

When my wife had a baby last year, Otto was among the people that called me to say: ‘congratulations’, and I’m sure he had good intentions to do so. I never forget people who do little things for me, you see.

Anyone can leave UAH by themselves if they want to but I prefer them to stay, criticize me/others as much as they want because I want to improve my standards and the standards of UAH, and hopefully improve their understanding and standards. The only thing I ask is that they respect forum rules and also use words that are logical and no need for tough words and anger.

UAH is here to improve our understanding and thereby uplift us all. The ones who write in a lapsed way are using UAH to hold up a mirror to themselves and they will hopeful improve by recognizing their lapse. People are people, sometimes they lapse and UAH is tolerant and we will carry them and ask them politely to use courteous language.

Life is too short to kick out anyone…..keep grudges with anyone; they are our brothers and sisters, neighbors, friends.

Abbey, England
Originator, Head Moderator

Uganda Govt should help Ugandans abroad feel free and safe to travel back home anytime.

Friends:
Hon.Kyanjo is Okay now after the treatment from UK and he is now safely back in Uganda. We have been informed that he even attended the JEEMA meeting a few days ago and his speech was back. God has listened to our prayers!

That said, I think we need to arrange with General Kayihura and other big people in the government to start giving Ugandans in Diaspora who visit home some national tours such that… it reduces on the misleading statements we normally get on the UAH forum and other social networks.

Obviously, promises should be made that they are not going to be arrested for anything or harmed in any way. I just look at it as a way of building more bridges between us [outside the country] and those at home. At the moment, everybody is suspicious of everybody and people like Tony Owana(UBC), Katerega Ahmed(Newvision), and others in that category … aren’t helping. This endless talk about poison and the fear of it is damaging the government and it’s getting out of control.

What do you say, Gen. Kayihura? Are our forumists safe to visit home, connect with those in the government, make tours around the country, attend a few public functions while there and come back safely? Can you guarantee that they are safe and nothing will happen to them?

It’s a shame that any of us would visit Uganda and don’t make a trip , at least to see: Gen. Kayihura’s office; Brother Ahmed Katerega at Newvision; Owana at UBC, Brother Faruk Kirunda and Sister Aisha Kabanda at Statehouse; Robert Atuhairwe at State House; and so many others in the government. And the only reason I can think of is that Ugandans are afraid of the people in the government. They think they will be arrested or tortured or harmed because of what they write on social networks about the government. So, people go into the country quietly and leave quietly, but it shouldn’t be like that. So, is anybody in the government going to help us on this one or they are happy with the status quo?

We also need to have a representative from the minister of foreign affairs as a member of especially the UAH forum to make some notes for the government. A lot of good stuff are proposed here by the good brains from Diaspora but it all goes to waste……. Basically because nobody is making any notes. The Tamare mirundis only love radio shows at home but not suggestions from Diaspora. It’s only Sister Sarah Kagingo that probably makes some effort to reach out to everybody.’

This is not only about Abbey Semuwemba as the moderator of Ugandans At Heart(UAH) but Ugandans in Diaspora wish to be safe from people who do not exist and who, if they did exist would not be presenting a threat to them. I’m sure you know what I’m talking about.

Travel broadens the mind, you know .So, it’s imperative that the Uganda government takes this issue seriously. The government should not close off the population outside the country as they probably know things people at home don’t know. Let us continue engaging each other without anybody feeling that they are being threatened by anything or anybody.

If you keep shutting down these people as some of you in government are doing, they will continue developing conspiracy theories around you. You know what they say about one lie leading to another, then another!

Here’s the rub. Get two or three people from the government to open up email addresses or accounts on face book with the sole purpose of engaging Ugandans in Diaspora about different issues. If any of them is arrested or kidnapped (as some people call it), there should be someone in government specifically to fight for their release immediately. I’m saying ‘immediately’ because people request for such ‘holidays’ from their places of work, and time means a lot to Ugandans in Diaspora. If they are killed, there must be someone to offer a proper explanation compared to the confusion we witnessed during the death of Hon.Nebanda.

With a lot of questions, engagements, discussions and investigations, perhaps it will be the start of something beneficial to everyone. Obviously that can only be achieved in the sense of participatory agreements. Everyone cooperates, everyone profits, the country prospers, everyone’s happy, the rest of the world is left with less to negatively talk about Uganda.

I’m not trying to convert anyone to anything or telling anybody what to do. I’m certainly not using this message as a bait for the government to kill Ugandans in Diaspora who pass via Entebbe Airport. I have my own fish to reel in. In fact I do not know how I would push anyone to do travel directly to Kampala if they are scared of doing it.

It’s simply a fallacy to suppose that only a state can provide safety in a country as ours yet Safety in one’s home country is something people routinely value. Government does not promise a hereafter. That’s why it’s important that the government engages security organs/ security people around the country; sensitize them about our feelings towards them and their behaviour………….. such that we come to some sort of understanding on certain situations.

It could be argued that the very survival of the Museveni government is actually dependant on the fact that they regularly face hostile opposition (both at home and abroad). The cycle has repeated itself countless times over the millennia: Ugandans abroad enter the country through our porous borders; do whatever they have to do; and then come back to oppose the government.

The unfortunate result has been “silent persecutions” if caught by the state; not learning anything positive or new from their country during their stay; failure to engage important people and colleagues -time after time after time. Every time they pull the tiger’s tail, they get scratched. Of course, they blame the tiger. Is that what some of you would like to continue?

Of course, It is not uncommon to find those within the government who actually applaud these bad actions against some members from Diaspora that attempt to go home either to visit or stay permanently. For instance, didn’t you read the response I got from Owekitibwa Tony Owana when I first introduced this issue? I thought we could use such an influential person in the media to advocate for the peaceful return and safety at home of Ugandans in Diaspora, but his response totally disappointed me. I’d almost be willing to bet that Mr.Owana Tony would feel some sort of satisfaction if any of the vocal people here on UAH or other social networks are arrested or killed by the government at home.

But we won’t give up engaging other sober minds at home to see that Ugandans abroad feel free and safe to travel back home. People have been convinced that we have got some sort of total military dictatorship at home. Anything could happen to one walking down on streets and police would do nothing. People are scared of poison and bullets. Everybody is scared, and this is not good for the country both in the short and long run. We need to start from somewhere, thus, my suggestions to General Kayihura and others in the government.

Nze bwendaba banange
Abbey.K.Semuwemba

Most Ugandans lack financial discipline and that’s partly why Asians are dominating the economy again!

It’s true most people are losing businesses in Kampala right now as i understand that even Mukula’s assets have started going in the same direction as the late Sulaiman Kiggundu’s[according to the Newvision of 2nd/03/13].It is not only Hon.Ssebagala, basically because we lack financial discipline. I was listening to Hon. Muhammad Nsereko Ssebuliba on radio Simba a few days ago, and he was talking about the same thing. He said that a lot of the so called ‘rich’ people in Kampala are not actually rich anymore because they are quickly going down. He said most of them borrowed money from banks with higher interest rates such that it has become difficult for them to pay back this money.

So, first, the banks are gonna take people’s businesses, then the banks will start going down themselves because they have been mainly supported by a middle class that is disappearing very fast. I thought he had a strong point that deserves to become a focal point of our online debates to save something if at all there is something to save at all. But there is no way of hiding the fact that a lot of businesses are going down, not because of a lack of funds, but more so due to a lack of financial discipline in their lives.

The middle class in Uganda live in a good time, rock & roll, feel good culture, and this is shown by the brand new cars and houses that keep springing up, and the way they talk about Ugandans living abroad. Families aren’t in trouble because they can’t afford the basics. They’re in trouble because they have to have the 50″ Plasma TV, Surround sound system, drive a posh car, ‘more girlfriends than wives in a man’s life’, want to send their kids to study in London to show off among friends and neighbors, parents no longer have time for the kids, religion is disappearing from families, e.t.c. Because of their spending habits, a lot of business men and women are losing businesses or are gonna lose their businesses.

Therefore, It would be unfair if anybody denies the social reality in front of our noses and look for excuses in form of ‘gossiping’ lectures .Total denial and total unwillingness to acknowledge the social conditions at present is gonna cause us a lot of problems. Some People are working harder than ever and earning less partly because of the poor conditions and poor policies in our country that favor foreign investors over indigenous ones. As a result, it has become difficult for a Ssebagala to compete with a Sudhir Rupearala whatever way one looks at it. The government TAX burden every business has to carry is what’s crippling some small businesses in Kampala. So, let us use these forums to send the messages out there to the government people that this situation needs to change if we are to save our falling businesses.

Yes, It’s true that a large number of Ugandans lack financial discipline, but that’s a drop in the bucket compared to how this is extended to the people running financial institutions in the government. And I’m not saying this for political purposes as some people tend to view my opinions as anti government , but it’s because we want to fight for something together… something good for everyone( both in opposition and government). Basically, what I’m trying to say is that I’m neutral as far as politics are concerned. My messages are meant to improve on situations and not to make them worse. Ironically, there are people out there that are gonna say : ‘oyo wa FDC’ yet its not true.

Despite such thoughts, please allow me to say that its president Museveni’s fault that the government of Uganda live beyond their means but it’s not his fault that businessmen and families are living beyond their means. For instance, if you have a mobile phone in Uganda, just stick to strictly pay-as-you-go. If you are earning shs.500,000 a month, why would you rent a house for shs.250,000 because that is like a half of your salary gone.If you are a graduate without a job, why would you wanna organize a shs.5m ‘kwanjula’ ….. as you gonna end up disturbing people asking for handouts? Actually, I have been told recently by someone that today’s ‘kwanjula’ is kind of anti-Islamic because it is all about ‘showing off’!

Interesting how we also don’t seem to make a distinction between opportunity and handouts. Opportunities given to poor people from public subsidy, or donations from a Muslim government/brother are handouts, as far as I’m concerned. Public-assisted education is a handout. College loans that are soon to be introduced at university level in Uganda are a handout. But how much have we used such handouts to our advantage as in like creating jobs for others? An organisation gets a 4 car donation from UNESCO but is it really necessary to keep all those cars for the organisational activities? Why not sell some of them to create an income generating project (if you aren’t breaking any ‘donation’ laws) ………… because maintenance if a car usually costs more than the buying price of a car.

Anyway, I just thought we could push this debate to another level instead of hiding our heads in the sand. You never know, it may benefit some people reading us inishallah.

Byebyo ebyange

Abbey

‘Gladiator’ remains the best film ever. No wonder Hitler and Napoleon were obsessed with restoring the Roman Empire

Friends,
I have watched the ‘gladiator’ for the 5th time and It still remains the best film ever. The only film next to it is the ‘Braveheart’. In Gladiator they show a corrupt leader of Rome, but would it be corrupt if Maximus was the leader? That would be much better than having the lame senators running Rome. The senators of Rome make you think about the current MPs in the Uganda parliament …..with that Lunyankole headline of ‘banyampire mu parliament’ that showed them ‘sleeping at work’.

The film just confirms my point- that we wholly blame leaders yet sometimes the blame is with the people they lead. We have people now in Uganda that cheer the government in the same way the Roman mob used to cheer for their favourite gladiator in the Colosseum, but what for?. Why would you cheer anybody ‘killing’ another living thing or something? Why would that be anybody’s live entertainment? In the film, the elite of Rome are shown pacifying their peasants with gladiator fights to keep them from revolting.

I understand both Hitler and Napoleon were obsessed with restoring the Roman Empire. The first Roman Empire was a republic for 300 years then a dictatorship for the next 300 years (ever notice that Caesar and der Fuehrer are basically the same title?). Then when Rome was taken by the Germans, Constantine moved the empire to the east where it stayed until the 1500.

Hitler may have died a coward but he was an extremely intelligent man. If you read his book: Mein Kampf, he stated his beliefs and ideas for Germany’s future, which included plans to overthrow regimes of countries he perceived to be dangerous to Germany’s security or had natural resources needed to fulfil its destiny as the most powerful nation on earth. This is an agenda, unfortunately, that is being pursued in the post Hitler by most of the big nations including USA.

Hitler took advantage of the slump in the Germany economy in 1929 to sell his Nazism ideas and it worked perfectly well for him. Nazism promised the Germans economic help, political power and national glory. The farmers, middle and laboring classes were attracted to the promise of social reform. He basically provided employment to almost all Germans in some way or the other.

Hitler then began to assemble some of the people who would help him rise to power, and this included Joseph Goebbels, the chief Nazi propagandist, and others.

When you try to analyse all leaders, they take advantage of a gap in the market to get a following. In the 1980s, Museveni saw a gap in the market and sold his policies to Baganda, Banyarwanda and other groups that later helped him to become the president of Uganda. MDC’s Morgan Kyangalayi also saw this ‘gap in the market’ in Zimbabwe but Mugabe has proved to be wiser than him, and he is heading for a downfall.

Some people in Uganda have already seen a gap in the market as far as Musevenism is concerned but Mr. Museveni has proved to be a master tactician than them, and that is why he is still the president, and that is why i believe he may succeed in having his son as president at some point.

Honestly, how do you oppose a Muhoozi takeover through letter writing in a newspaper as Bidandi Ssali has been doing? It just means that your opposition to the issue is at the mercy of the person you are opposing, and that sucks a little bit.

‘Braveheart’ was based on real events, and a real person. While the movie took many liberties with what is known to have happened they were mainly to make the story appeal to more people.

Wallace was not in line to be King, but he was a leader. He was named protector of Scotland after his victory at Stirling Bridge. That was the first big battle in the movie that he won. They couldn’t figure a way to put the bridge in and make it exciting. After he lost at Falkirk and he lost power. He was captured later and executed in much the way it showed in the movie, with a few extras thrown in that would have made ‘The Passion of the Christ’ look like a kiddie flick.

I think I will write an article out of this very soon. So, please keep an eye on this blog . The ‘gladiators’ and ‘emperors’ of this century and their propagandists should be remembered in some way.”

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

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There won’t be a coup but there will be an increase of army involvment in state affairs!

Friends,
Military impeachments (or coups) are only done in totalitarian countries such that I find it hard to believe that president Museveni, Crispus Kiyonga and Gen.Aronda would talk of coups today and preach democracy tomorrow. To go around casually talking about coups was very irresponsible of the president of Uganda.

There is a very good reason why presidents don’t casually speak faaaaaaaaaaaa….because it degrades the office of the president. This kind of talk could easily degenerate into a real coup (obviously sponsored by Museveni against Museveni or other people against Museveni), the theory being that coup talk inures people to a change of government and suggests to coup plotters that if a coup is all right for the state (Museveni) then it might be all right for them too. Personally, I am almost glad that president Museveni made those statements so that the world will see we are not perfect.

I knew we had problems with elections and all, but I thought we are supposed to be a representative democracy, not a military dictatorship. Though the president is commander-in-chief, he is not in the military per-se as he officially retired from UPDF or at least we were made to believe that he retired from UPDF.

The office of president represents civilian control over the military, rather than the other way around. If the president is really only part of the military, there’s no logical reason why a ‘General’ can’t be promoted to president through the ranks RATHER THAN elections.

Nobody in the right minds should be in favour of coups considering the damage they usually do to a developing democracy such as ours. My feeling is that the ‘coup’ statements were meant to engineer something else rather than a coup itself. That is my feeling though I may be wrong. I cannot see a coup happening in Uganda unless it has been planned by president Museveni himself or some foreign forces. Uganda is currently coup controlled and there is no way out unless the coup controllers are brought under control.

If the army decides to stage a coup, it would be successful (or not) within twenty-four hours but after that, it will be a real war. It will be one unit fighting the other because UPDF is not structured to be totally obedient to one commander. The ‘Muhoozi’ army itself is well equipped enough to deal with any battalion in UPDF. But after 24 hours, the international community would also be pressing their buttons very hard as the world has changed so much.

Yes, there are quick military coups, which happen overnight, and there are slow-motion military coups, which proceed over a period of years or decades and involve overthrowing presidents and presidential elections. In most cases, the long planned ones are foreign backed as we saw the Amin coup against Obote in 1971. Remember Hitler’s failed coup? Sorta like Castro’s?

But because president Museveni has been in power for such a long time and he has been spending most of his efforts on the military, UPDF is built in the same way Saddam Hussein had built his army in Iraq. It is just difficult to stage a coup within and not get caught in the act, and I believe a lot of people with such thoughts already know this. Otherwise, we would have had one ages ago considering the prevailing conditions in the country.

This talk about coups was meant to generate a discussion to either:
1. Prepare Ugandans psychologically for one pending and organised by the president himself;
2. Make the men and women in uniform feel more important than other citizens- which can be a bit dangerous in the long run because they will keep asking to be in charge of so many things;
3. Generate an open debate about the advantages and disadvantages of a coup, and this is already happening;
4. To send fear among the suspected coup planners such that they either stop what they are planning or help them make mistakes or help them start reporting each other. So, General Otafire, Kasirye Gwanga and Jim Muhwezi have absolved themselves from coup plotting by coming out to speak against it. So, what about those still ‘mum’ about the issue!

Lots of recognized governments have had abortive coups preceding their ascension to power but the trios coup statements are indicative or rather confirmation of the fact that the military really does control our government and our lives today. We are increasingly living in a military state. Whatever money the military wants today, it gets – we already spend more on the military than on anything else in the country. We’re holding military tribunals and involve the military more intimately in matters of ‘domestic security’ rather than Kayihura’s police. The head of the police himself, Kayihura, is a military man. The ID project has been handed to the army. There are military representatives in parliament and in almost every sector, but the coup statements have taken the game now to another level. It has killed all our hopes of building a democracy under the present leaders. It was a very irresponsible thing to say by the president. He should have left it to others to say it on his behalf. That way, it is easy to deny it or say it was said ‘ out of context’.

You see, even a strong Museveni needs the support of the people if he is to sustain his rule. Without the support of the people a ‘guerrilla’ army ['UPDF'] simply becomes a gang of desperados holed up in remote areas or barracks hoping to not get surrounded, cut off, by the very people they are oppressing.

My theory on this is that we are in the final phase of the government cycle: rule by the elites and Museveni loyalists. If you do not support Museveni and NRM at heart, you do not achieve or maintain political power or your wealth. If you do not have political power, you are blocked from accessing certain ‘fruits’ from the government and your life will made a bit difficult. When all upward channels in a society are blocked, an intelligent and dynamic individual will lead the masses to overthrow the system. That is what usually happens. It may not happen this year or next year or any time soon, but it usually happens and nobody is capable of stopping it. This occurs when you see a small elite ruling the mass population. They will stand against the government when they realize the government considers them expendable.

The Dune series of science fiction novels written by Frank Herbert spells out the principles used by a small elite to rule the masses. 1- Let no leaders arise; 2- Do not let the people know they are in chains; 3- If someone figures it out, let them know there is no other choice;4- explains your reference to controlling the products necessary to sustain life. The Dune series have been summarized in a book: ‘The Science of Dune’ that you may find in your local library. I would recommend anybody to read them if they can.

That said, I do not think we will immediately see a sudden shift to people standing up to the government but a lot of resistance is now likely to be pushed underground as the political waters have changed. I also don’t think that there will be a coup as in like a real coup, but we are increasingly going to see the army being more involved in state affairs than before.


Kiibi nyo kyebayogedde! Ebintu bibononeseko nyo balimba!

Abbey

To disagree with the NRM & Museveni is “political terrorism”

Yeah, we get money stolen from us via taxation to be spent by pointy headed, unelected bureaucrats whose one purpose in life is to protect their jobs, not provide efficient results. But I still think that Captain Mukula is ‘innocent’ and he only naively returned the money because he thought it would be a quick way of clearing his name or detaching himself from the whole thing. Basically, he either panicked and as a gentleman, he reacted with ‘normality’ and he thought he was doing the right thing, or somebody set this trap for him.

There are billions missing from the office of the PM and we have got no hope of recovering that money or punishing the ‘big fish’ responsible for all this. The accountants have started dying one by one as you have been reading the reports. If only those ‘big fish’ in the OPM do what Mukula did, our programs to improve life in the northern Uganda would still go ahead. The act of returning the money should be encouraged by the government and i think sending Mukula to prison over this is such a missed opportunity to recover the stolen funds from the corrupt.

The Swiss stance on neutrality in World War 2[ WW2 ]required them to basically ignore Hitler’s atrocities. There was a lot of money piling up in Nazi accounts in Swiss banks that consisted of money stolen from the Jews before they were gassed. Some of those accounts were only revealed long after WW2 ended, and the money finally returned to the surviving relatives of those murdered Jews. This act alone is not really so different from the situation Mukula has found himself in. People should be encouraged to return the money which belongs to someone else. That is what defines ‘normal’ human beings from ‘idiots’.

Captain Mukula’s main crime was to offend the powers that be, especially when he mouthed against them at the USA embassy. That was a risky adventure but it showed how ambitious he is, and that cannot be tolerated in Museveni’s Uganda. To disagree with the NRA & Museveni is “political terrorism”. He crossed the line and i dont think he will ever be forgiven unless he kneels down before the man in the hat and ask for forgiveness. I really hope that he forgives him because prison is not really ideal for the few good men we have got in the country. Dr.Sula Kiggundu was never the same after that 6 months prison sentence; Muwanga was never the same after the prison life, and so were others!

Abbey

The Moses Ali’s ‘speech’ should have been protected too with some guns instead of only protecting the ‘speaker’?

MOSES ALI SPEECH AT NEBANDA’S BURIAL

Oh My God!

I had not seen this video yet of Nebanda’s mum rhetorically shredding Moses Ali/president Museveni’s speech at her daughter’s burial, and the audience loved it. What was she really thinking? That was very ‘unpatriotic’ of her? I’m sure the media had a field day with this one!

One thing for sure : she has got the guts, but I think Ugandans should stop speculating on what caused the death of Hon.Nebanda as the president said in this video especially if they don’t wanna get arrested( like those MPs). But if anybody knows the truth as opposed to what we have been already officially told , then I think one is allowed to tell us. Even in libel law (one of the oldest exceptions to the rule of free speech is that you can be punished for defaming people) truth is rightfully an absolute defense.

Recommendations:

In future, the ‘speech’ should be protected too with some guns instead of only protecting the speech reader? So, the gun-body guards should have protected both Gen.Moses Ali and the speech itself. People always make the arguments to protect freedom of speech but what about the speech itself. This was a typical harassment of the ‘speech’ by Nebanda’s mum. Our constitution is adamant about preserving free speech but it’s not really protecting the ‘speech’ itself, is it?poison

We don’t protect “defamation”, nor do we protect “fighting words”. The right to speak was originally protected to make sure that all Ugandans could discuss political and philosophical thought freely without some big brother in Statehouse telling us what we can and cannot say, and i think the ‘order’ by the president to arrest whoever speculates about Nebanda’s death’ is arguably a bit unconstitutional. And if this is the case, what we have got in Uganda is the equivalent of the Germany Basic Law (Grundgesetz) not a constitution (Verfassung). If we are talking about The Basic Law (Grundgesetz) which was enacted in May of 1949, then to my knowledge, it is does not guarantee the right to free speech or protect against unreasonable searches the way our constitution assumingly protects them. But then again, I’m not a lawyer(i’m like Julia Roberts in that film- ‘Eric something), but I’m sure those that have already been arrested and charged should be thinking about these constitutional provisions as a form of their defense.

BUT THAT NEBADA’S MUM……………..SHE SHOULD BE HIRED AS A BODY GUARD BY ERIAS LUKWAGO STRAIGHTWAY! The way she bounced while tearing up that speech and throwing it away at the front of Mose’s car, phewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Even Kayihura would have done a runner on that one, man!

Was John Speke right to describe an African as “a creature of impulse-a grown child”?

Rehema Uganda wrote:      Here is an example of history the English taught us ! ' Speke discovered this source of the Nile '! As if it wasn't there before he came there. Rather, it should have been that he ' reached ' this place on that particular day. Or better still he was the first white boy to set eyes on it. Kids play at this place and the govt does not really take it seriously. A lot of people die around this area because the water is not protected

Rehema Uganda wrote:
Here is an example of history the English taught us ! ‘ Speke discovered this source of the Nile ‘! As if it wasn’t there before he came there. Rather, it should have been that he ‘ reached ‘ this place on that particular day. Or better still he was the first white boy to set eyes on it. Kids play at this place and the govt does not really take it seriously. A lot of people die around this area because the water is not protected

The way some Ugandans on the Ugandans At Heart(UAH) forum have been arguing out their points in reference to the discovery of the source of the Nile just confirms what John Speke and other European explorers wrote about Blacks/Africans when they went back to their respective countries.

Anyway, when Speke discovered the source of the Nile in 1860s, he described an African as “a creature of impulse-a grown child”, but this is the man you would find an African praising in class and debates as much as possible. Not that we shouldn’t talk about him but I believe our teachers make it a big deal in class when it comes to these so called explorers.

But then again, you get leaders in Africa that are spending on new private jets and cars when majority of their people are still living in the same way they did in 1975 when Mungo Park explored West Africa(Gambia and Niger) and described us(Africans) as living in “small and incommodious hovels: a circular mud wall about four feet high, upon which is placed a conical roof, composed of bamboo cane, and thatched with grass, forms alike the palace of the king and the hovel of the slave”. The only thing that has changed in Mungo’s description of Africa is the fact that few Africans are now living in better houses and we have got some written languages on the continent but a lot has not changed.

Both John Speke and Mungo Park described us as people with short time horizons such that we do not look ahead at the likely future consequences of our actions, and I’m slowly getting to accept that something is fundamentally wrong with us. Honestly, how do you wish to torture, arrest, threaten,……………. someone because they started up a forum that allows Ugandans to express their views or because they criticize the govt in power? We have really got narrow minds, believe me! Such characteristic are not restricted to our leaders but the population too has got fundamental problems.

In 1860s, Anthony Trollope, the British novelist, made a tour to Caribbean Islands. When he came back, he wrote a book he called: ‘The West Indies and the Spanish Main’. In the book, he describes the characteristics of the Blacks, Whites, Chinese, Indians and Mulattos, and wrote of the Blacks that “they have no care for tomorrow, but they delight in being gaudy for today. Their crimes are those of momentary impulse”. Honestly, was he writing about anyone you know in our country?

I really hate all these books because of what they represent but the more I read Uganda newspapers, interact with Ugandans on facebook and elsewhere, and visit back home, the more I realise that Africans/ blacks have not changed that much from colonial days. Probably, John Speke and his friends were right and I hate them for nothing, I don’t know. No wonder even the Asians have started to slowly dominate us again in our own country and president Museveni is happy to praise them in his latest state of the Nation speech. Yes, he called them better investors and manufacturers than indigenous Ugandans but how much has the government done to help the indigenous investors? India does help these people to invest in other countries, by the way.

As the Basoga say: ‘TWADANKANA………………

Abbey.K.S

MR.MUSEVENI IS TOO POWERFUL & CONSTITUTION NEEDS CHANGING

The 1st public demonstration in Kenya for release of Kenyatta and his colleagues

The 1st public demonstration in Kenya for release of Kenyatta and his colleagues

 

 

The beauty of the Constitution is that it encourages some degree of gridlock in government, making it harder for any branch to act capriciously or secretly. When we give any president – one man – too much power, we build a foundation for future tyranny, and that is exactly what we have been doing since 1967.

Yes, this problem started long, long ago, way before Museveni came to power,……. you can research it (if you wish) but it’s enough to say here that it predates anyone alive today, or at least a good case can be made for that. The 1967 Constitution was designed to get rid of feudal rule at the sub-national levels of government by increasing the powers of the District Commissioner, who now became the effective instrument of the central government policies in the district, and the removal of outmoded offices at the local level. Chiefs and ministerial figureheads at the district headquarters were removed. Obote also increased his powers as much as a president under the 1967 constitution. The constitution gave him too much latitude in conducting the affairs of the state and the makers of the 1995 constitution never attempted to change that which is a bit sad yet some of them call themselves revolutionaries. Hello Mr.Ruzindana Augustine and Judge Kanyeiyamba( both members of the UAH forum and were part of the CA), what happened?

The current constitution gives far too much power to the Executive, and strips the Legislative of much of its allocation powers. It puts far too much power in one person. For instance, If Mr.Museveni says that you are to die or get arrested today while in Uganda, trust me; it would happen in seconds. If he says that the parliament would be recalled over his dead body, he is actually giving a finger in the air to MPs because he knows he can use his powers to stop it, and I don’t think there will be a special sitting as he promised. That is how powerful he is. The media has kept running their mouths that MPs have got over the required 125 signatures to recall the parliament but it isn’t gonna happen because the man has promised to die if it happens, and he probably will die if it happens. But it is not gonna happen because he has got too much power.

That kind of situation has been creating problems for us since the 1960s and Ms.Beti Kamya is right to question it. See how well the USA system of checks and balances works when it’s used as the law dictates? A president tries to grab too much power and congress puts a stop to it.

The president of USA has no power to declare war without the approval of the Congress but how many times have our troops ended up in Rwanda (1994), Zaire (twice) and Somalia without parliamentary approval? The USA Congress check on presidential power but our parliament is as toothless as a dead Nebanda!

If the American president wants to fill all the public service with his ‘Kenyan’ or ‘Harvard’ friends, congress could pass laws about that thus checking his action. And he could veto those laws (checking congress’s action) and then they could over-ride the veto (yet another check) – except when Congress is not in session, or in the case of an “emergency”.

Yes, a US president appoints people to these powerful positions but they have congress APPROVE the nominations. That is the ‘CHECK’. It checks presidential power, and this is extremely important in any democracy or developing democracy.

Someone may ask: ‘where’s the check and balance in all this?

There are many checks in the USA constitution that even protects their speakers from presidential threats or manipulations (unlike the case with Hon.Kadaga now in Uganda), and they all together provide the balance. Separations of powers are basically the “checks and balances”. Separation is the methodology that implements the concept of ‘checks and balances’.

But what we have got in Uganda is different. The executive in Uganda has got more power than the other two branches of the government. It’s the power that has been amassed by that branch of our government that is and will be the problem. The power lives on while presidents rise and fall. So, it’s something we should think about whether Museveni is in power or not.

President Museveni is not a brittle, weak man and I fear that Beti Kamya’s campaign to reduce the powers of the president is most likely to hit a dead end in our life time. I’ve never met a gun nut who didn’t get gratification in humiliating the weaker ones, but still Beti is right because the solution long term, the bane of all power mongers, is the Constitution.

Nze bwendaba banange!

Abbey.K.S

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE- IP ADDRESSES

HAForumists,
I would like again to wish all of you a happy new year. It is the fastest year I have known in my life and it has been generally a good year for me- thank God. Let us approach 2013 with ‘opportunism and realism’ as the UK PM said on TV, Saturday last week. Please continue sending messages to our forums that you think will benefit others, and please keep following our guidelines and rules.

I would also like to share with you the little knowledge I know about IP addresses because somebody out there is trying to make a big deal out of them. Personally, I don’t care how many accounts people have here as long they: don’t confuse others; post valuable information; don’t divert debates unnecessarily; or break our forum rules.

Having the same IP address doesn’t mean anything. People can disguise by having multiple or same IPS but they cannot hide their vibe ID – it’s more unique than DNA.

IPs on a cable system is not static. They regularly change. Call any cable provider and ask them. If you want a static IP you have to pay big bucks for it. With your computer receiving a different IP address each connection, you have no way of knowing its IP address.

IP can be an external address assigned to a router which has nothing to do with one’s internal network.

On some servers, every time you reboot the modem, you will be assigned a new IP address, from a different connection point.

One can also get a free Mexico proxy address here: http://www.proxybridge.com/proxy/id895136. Makes one look like they are posting from Mexico. There are a lot of sites out there where people pay to have proxy addresses.

If someone is using a wireless router, it can even be crazy to start saying that his IP address is the same as the other. If your key to log on is used by somebody else, then the IP addresses will appear the same. It becomes crazier actually with messages posted to groups such as ours.

I know of one case where some dorm buddies shared a wireless, one of the buddies gave a third party the key to log on with. That person would sit outside in the parking lot and download music via Napster onto his wireless laptop. Eventually he got caught, but the guy that had the wireless router was in deep crap until they proved it was the other guy in the parking lot. Kids are learning some tough lessons today that older folks never dreamed of. People can easily hack into email addresses using IP addresses.

One can also decide to lock down their router to stop people tracing their IP address but I don’t lock down my router, since the only thing it’s attached to is the Internet. I don’t need to lock down my router because I have never posted anything really illegal on my computer at home or work. Most importantly, I have never even used it to send any fake reports about anyone. The ‘Chris Mubiru’ images that were published by the Uganda newspaper were meant to generate a debate about something, and I’m glad we got it. But some people on our forums kept making a big deal out of it. They still do in their private messages to me despite not being part of the forums anymore.

If I wanted to “hide”, as some people do in public forums after calling themselves ‘Bobby Musoke’ and other names , I had a dial up account and a sprint wireless account I could have used, but I don’t use them. Like I said, members should stop believing ‘rotten eggs’ reports- because that is what there are.

Well, most of the spies in public forums aren’t really powerful enough to worry anyone as they make out to be. The only thing to worry us are their bad reports against the citizens of Uganda that are innocent. The powerful ones are seated in Kampala waiting for reports of all sorts.There is one spy(Mr.O.P) on our forums who sometimes lumbers into an argument to divert debates into something else and tosses out his two cents where a nickel is required. He can dance all he likes, but there is clear evidence that he is a complete and utter fraud.

Yes, well we’ve established that O.P suspects everyone who posts a political idea he doesn’t like of being : ‘FDC supporter’, ‘opposition’, ‘little man’, ‘pathetic’, ‘reckless fool’, ‘senseless’, ‘not bright’;…………… the many words he has used in his private communications to me.

Yes, ‘I’M WATCHING HIM OR WE ARE WATCHING EACH OTHER (if you like) as long as Ugandans At Heart [UAH] is still operational and we are both breathing. The problem is not his having multiple accounts on our forums but the problem is failure to respect the rules, like anybody else.

All O.P’s abusive and threatening messages to me have been kept safely plus something he thinks I don’t have. If he continues to send abusive or threatening messages to anyone, it will not take a second before the whole world are helped to know who he is. I have got something more than an IP or DNA to prove it. Like I said, I don’t take cocaine or any other drugs. And last time i checked, I didn’t have HIV either. So, ………………………………………….(fill in the gaps). People should just stop threatening and abusing me because I have done nothing wrong. I just love my country- that’s all.

Like Dr.Kiggundu Sulaiman said: ‘you can take all my wealth, you can kill me,…………….. but you won’t take my pride away…….’( something like that). Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of man’s values, it has to be earned.

Mbagaliza omwaka omulungi banange

Abbey

GEN.KAYIHURA: PLEASE DON’T ACT ON ROTTEN EGG HUNTS!

MASTERSFolks,

It’s important that the government comes up with ways of verifying the reports of their spies in and outside the country because I believe that most of them are fake. Cen­tral to assess­ing these intel­ligence con­nec­tions is the con­cept of ’ listening’ to what ordinary people say. Since radios are being censored in Uganda, it is important that all government departments join forums such as Ugandans At Heart[UAH] to get a glimpse of what ordinary people are saying.

These guys (spies) are act­ing like a cult. They’re act­ing like a reli­gion. They’re act­ing like a gov­ern­ment yet they are supposed to work for the government. They’re act­ing like a bunch of ‘showing offs’. They’re hid­ing their iden­tity on public forums( which is sometimes understandable) though they are always easy to spot from a distance. They’re usu­ally pretty elab­o­rate and pretty good with details on the subjects they know in debates. They ask to be ‘unsubscribed’ if they have got other accounts on public forums or they have got nothing else to offer in debates.

It would be only appropriate if all spying agencies provide every name of the people they spied on to the parliament or an independent body in the country behind closed doors. Who is to say any of the following were not spied on by these fake spies?

- Academics who are against the government evil ways,
- Uganda citizens who have been legally protesting against the Museveni government in and outside the country;
- Any of the opposition parties’ leadership or their staffs;
- Any NRMs who dissented;
- Any Uganda judges that have been airing out dissenting views against the government;
- People who posted or keep posting dissenting views on newsgroups,forums such as UAH, and newspapers;
- State law makers.
-e.t.c

These reports should not be made only to the president because innocent people may die or get tortured for no reason. We need to bring sanity back if the government wants to be trusted again after the death of Hon.Nebanda under mysterious circumstances. The government can’t possibly keep arresting, torturing or possibly killing people based on fake spy reports. It sounds like a rotten egg hunt when you turn the people you are supposed to protect into your number one enemies. It’s just a prank, like saying someone is hiding behind a tree in hide and seek. And in the electronic age, it is much easier for innocent people to be mistaken for criminals. Next thing you know they will be shooting students at Makerere University who disagree with the establishment!

When poor MPs don’t trust the government anymore, that should be a less than subtle hint as to what the rest of society really thinks about you. By the way, I have got a feeling that Nebanda’s death or alleged murder was part of the cover up story. We were reading about OPM scandal everyday and all of a sudden, boom! Nebada is dead. Then she started occupying our front pages and our forums, why???

That same feeling tells me that another story is going to come up soon to dominate our front pages if the Nebanda story refuses to go away immediately. That is why it is important that we find a way to go back to the OPM scandal because in my view, it is as important as the Nebanda story. The media should not allow themselves to be distracted. We have got people on the UAH forum that are very good at diverting debates but we follow them and see if they are on to something important.

The moment we discover that they are just killing certain threads; we find ways of bringing those threads back. If they refuse to follow our forum rules, we start moderating them. If they refuse moderation, they go out on their own and that is how we have reduced on the accounts being used by Mr. Otto Patrick and others. So, the media and the police should watch out for such people. They can be anything. They can even sabotage the government by killing certain people.

Byebyo ebyange!

Happy new year

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

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FORGET ABOUT NEBADA’S AUTOPSY AND MOVE ON!

m72Let’s face it, if the state wants you to die and you are in Uganda, it doesn’t matter if they will be found out or not, you will die and they will get away with it. I’m not saying that the Uganda government murdered Hon.Celina Nebada but it is possible, and I can’t see anybody getting to the bottom of this to implicate the state (if at all they did it). That is because we don’t have independent systems in the country to verify such stuff. As a result, Ugandans simply don’t trust their government, and that is why the so called pathologist was possibly sneaking the remains of Nebada’s body to South Africa naively via EBB airport.

The typical answer to any suspected murders by the government is to identify the guy to blame immediately before the investigations are concluded. This is usually done if there is a perceived public anger about such a murder. I don’t know whether this is a weakness or not but we need to change this in future. Nebada’s boyfriend may be innocent but he may easily go down for this murder if things carry on the way there are now.

Maybe some people don’t like the truth when we present it to them, and they would like to translate that as opposition to the government, but a lot of Ugandans now understandably hate the Museveni government in equal proportions, here abroad and in Uganda itself. And this is something that is actually measurable or quantifiable through holding free and fair elections but we dont have that in Uganda.

As Reverend Keffa Ssempagi said on Bukedde TV program: ‘OMUNTU WABANTU’, a lot of people stay in the government when they clearly know that it is a bad government, but they do so because they want bread and butter or as a way of protecting their lives. He revealed that a lot of Baganda joined UPC because they didn’t want the Langis to plan something for them when they didn’t know in advance. So, he was asked by late Muwonge( Kyabazala), to join the UPC government. But surprisingly, when Obote 2 was about to fall, vice president Muwanga , was reportedly hiding in his garage at Kololo and he didn’t know what was going on, only to be picked by Nyerere to take over as VP.

If Nebada died of undetectable poison, then that is something we shall never know because we don’t have the technology to identify such things in Uganda. There are a lot of poisons out there that can kill people in seconds or days. For instance, ricin usually kills in three days if inhaled, ingested or injected. Bulgarian agents used it against an opposition figure, Markov, in London in 1978. He died in three days but it was identified because he died in London not Bulgaria.

I read somewhere where some one was talking about Nebada’s size and heart attack. Yes, Nebada looked a bit overweight and I was surprised that she was only 24 years old. However, we should also not rule out poisoning because someone has died of heart attack. For instance, the CIA have come up with a deadly poison that is undetectable and makes people look like they died of heart attacks. It can be administered like a mosquito bite on your skin, and the individual targeted for assassination may feel as if bitten by a mosquito, or they may not feel anything at all. The venomous whiz completely disintegrates upon entering the object. The lethal poison then speedily enters the bloodstream causing a heart attack. Once the harm is done, the poison denatures quickly, so that an autopsy is not likely to detect that the heart attack resulted from anything other than natural causes.

Like I said on Ngoma radio, all we can do now is to accept that Nebada is dead and then pray for her if possible.”
If the president threatened the MPs earlier on before Hon.Nebada died, then that is likely to affect him and his party more than the ‘OPM’ Saga. There is a big possibility that majority of Ugandans aren’t even aware of the current corruption scandals in the office of the PM, but I believe this is not the case with the death of Nebada. Radio stations have been reporting it as a top headline ever since it happened. It will be in people’s minds for a long time, I believe.

The way I know village life in Uganda, I would not be surprised that this murder is now the talk of the town in their town gatherings, village meetings and even in the morning before they go into their sambas. I’m sure you would hear stuff like: ‘ ekyana nakyo bakiise’, ‘mp yatadeyo mwana’, ‘nebina fiiiiiiiiiii……….bano tebasagga…..’

I don’t know how good Tamare Mirundi is in these situations but his boss needs him urgently now to spin on things more than before. Actually, Ofwono Opondo is better in spinning such situations but I guess most of the brilliant minds in the president’s party aren’t as happy as they should. But he is gonna need all these people to go out there on radio talk shows to do more spinning.

By the way, have we heard any statement from the new FDC president about the death of Nebada? I have also not read anything from Mafabi to this effect. Are the two still fighting?

As Mr.kefa ssempangi advised on:’omuntu wabantu’, may be its time we forget about politics for a while and we start thinking business. I’m really getting fed up with Uganda politics. The more things change the more they look worse. People no longer trust the police, the president or any state organ. Opposition looks weaker than before such that guys like otunu only appear in the media if they are being punched by an ‘Akena’. Corruption is as high as it can get, e.t.c.

Ssempangi has been into the poultry business since 1986, and I believe he has made a fortune out of it such that he is even better off than those that targeted donor funds. There are a lot of people I know who are rich this way but few Ugandans even know about them. They are silently making money as the rest talk about politics all the time.

Mukula was reportedly the first Ugandan to open up a Chinese restaurant and he apparently made 0.5 million dollars as net profit in the first 6 months. It is something that is even difficult to contemplate in a developed nation such as the UK, but Mukula did it in Uganda. He joined politics in 1996 when he already owns 6 airplanes and a lot of other businesses. He can afford to pay tuition / fees for his sons in the UK without begging for statehouse scholarships. He can drive any expensive car he wishes without tapping into donor funds. May be we could utilise him more on this forum if he agrees to discuss business ideas more than politics.

There are a lot of people in Uganda silently making their money that way- without involving themselves in politics. Maybe, we should do that for a while as things get uglier on the political front. Our government is not listening whatever ideas we discuss on this forum. They only look at us as potential enemies or ‘FDC’ supporters that are eligible for ‘nebadalisation’.

If you see people strongly suspecting their government of killing those who oppose them, then just know that things are worse. Do you hear any noise from Muhammad nsereko anymore? He is probably now trying to remember if he shared any coffees with Nevada on that fateful day. He is as quiet as a foetus.

Mubilabye banange!

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

All the ‘Desh Kananura’ police officers at Kiira police station should be suspended (if possible expelled from the force)

The Desh Kananura story in the Mwenda’s ‘Independent’ is embarrassing to the police, and I’m wondering what the IGG is thinking about it. It is unfortunate that the IGG is being mentioned in this report that he is a good friend of Desh and may be this is the reason why he is quiet about this murder case.

All the police officers at Kiira police station should be suspended (if possible expelled from the force). That is not a police station anymore going by what I have listened to on capital fm. That is why we want independent review boards of police activities so that they cannot work for the will of only a single individual or work with impunity. Impunity policy for torture should be stopped. Perpetrators of torture should not be protected as has been reportedly the case at this so called bar.

The biggest problem is getting the IGG and police to admit there is a problem. Once that is breached, we can work together, citizens and police, to clean up the system and get the punks out of the force so that we can go back to loving and respecting our “peace officers”, as we were raised to do.

Here is my theory on Desh’s fate after the murder of Abdu Katerega: if he knows so much about the security dealings of the government (as it has been reported in this story in the Independent- that he used to kill Ugandans on behalf of the govt), then this constant media exposition of this murder is not good for him. Normally, governments find ways of silently ‘eliminating’ people like Desh in order to save face for everyone connected to him, especially if the story has refused to go away.

But if Desh appears in court soon, it will mean a few things:

1. Someone has given him assurances that everything will be OK and they will find ways of ‘killing’ the case’;

2. Someone has given him assurances that everything will be OK because they want to blow his cover, get him out of hiding, and then find an alternative safer way of eliminating him while in prison. Remember the case of that Austrian doctor, Dr. Kiyingi, who was accused of killing his wife a few years ago, where the main witness who would have put this doctor away in prison, was allegedly ‘eliminated’ while in Luzira prison. So, the doctor won the case.

3. Someone has assured him that all the witnesses in this case will be ‘compensated’ fully to buy their silence. Yes, it happens all over the world. So, don’t be surprised if all the people that have helped Andrew Mwenda and his Independent team to come out with such a good story lose their lips if taken to court to give their testimonies against Desh. It is also very obvious that Mwenda also run this story because he has some beef to settle with Desh, but this may turn out to help others too inishallah. Mwenda should have left this out in his reporting but he didn’t, which makes the story look a bit personal but who cares, as long as justice is done! I’m really happy that Andrew Mwenda exposed Desh to the public. I hope the Daily Monitor and Observer also do the same.

For now, Desh is out of the public eye as he is reportedly hiding in the UK, and it is so likely that he is being protected by someone with real power. Remember that Arinaitwe guy who spread tear gas in Besigye’s eyes during the ‘walk to work’. He was kept out of the public because tempers were still high, such that up to now, I don’t think people know where he is. Yes, a government is capable of protecting someone this way especially until the public loses interest in the whole thing.

Some people misuse the power they have got and the Kananura brothers seem to have done that according to the ‘Independent’. Mr.Andrew Mwenda is reportedly the most powerful and well connected journalist in Uganda and I think this time he is using the power he has got in a positive way. I have been listening to the audio clips on his ‘Independent’ website; it looks like he has taken a personal interest in this case. Most of the former employees of the bar were interviewed on radio though such evidence is not submersible in courts of law. But he has reportedly managed to persuade the IGG to put a lot of energy in this case, and this can only be a good thing for the family of the victim who are so poor.

I’m really hoping that Mr. Mwenda and IGG do the same in case one of us finds oneself on the other side of the fence.

By the way, why is this Panarema bar in a residential area? Naguru, where the bar is located, is a residential area with a commercial overlay but KCC’s Jeniffer Musisi also apparently ignored complaints from residents about this problem, yet we have been told several times that she doesn’t do impunity. Well, she does now?

I don’t know about you but I feel like I could easily die like a cockroach while in my country and nobody gives a damn about it. It looks like murder is something that is normal in Uganda and this is sad. Very sad! How can somebody be killed at a bar because of a mere shs.30,000, and the police come just to collect the body without interviewing the owner( who was present at the time) or stopping him from making any travel arrangements? It is so ridiculous. It looks like a movie somewhere in Sub Sahara Republic!

The good news is that it looks like Desh stepped on a lot of powerful toes, and I believe the past is catching up with him. By the way, according to Mwenda, Colonel Muhoozi is denying any links to Desh. He also denies giving any gun to Desh, and I guess we need to start believing him. May be, he is also tired of impunity and people fast tracking their success using dodgy means!

Abbey.K.S

I DREAMT ABOUT PRESIDENT MUSEVENI LAST NIGHT!!

Friends,

You may not believe this but I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt about president Museveni yesterday, of all people in the world. The dream started when we were driving in a car around Kampala, and then I saw someone that looked like president Museveni uncomfortably seated at the back of a lorry. He was smiling as he normally does on TV before he addresses the media. So, I waved at him and he waved back but at the same time, he commanded me to get out of the car and join him at the back of the lorry. I obliged since he was/is the president and we live in the best democracy in the world.

I don’t remember what happened next but next thing I knew we were seated in a room with him, along with other people whose faces I didn’t know, and we were talking about different stuff. A feeling like fear came over me and the thought that perhaps I had dreamt the whole thing. Only after that did we begin talking. Until then it was as if I was retarded or a high school boy facing the headmaster for the first time.

Then, I remember president Museveni talking about the land bill and how it has benefited a lot of people. He didn’t look the man feared by a lot of Ugandans. He looked so relaxed, jovial and ready to engage anyone in a debate. I gave my opinion on the land bill and I couldn’t make out whether he was impressed or not. He kept the smile on his face throughout and that made me a bit paranoid- because sincerely how can a normal person be smiling all the time unless they are planning or thinking something weird.

You can make what you will of the fact that my idea of a light, pleasant subject of conversation with him was that of the land problems in the country, but I did happen to mention to him that he should do something about land grabbing by Indians in the country. The centerpiece of his “domestic agenda”(i.e. keeping power at all costs) was not discussed at all in the dream.

I used to think that I could do what was right regardless of the pressures, but this dream made me think that I was probably a coward because I couldn’t tell Museveni to his face that he was a dictator and he should retire from politics. And this feeling sticks with me today, and I’m feeling so bad. I guess it’s one of those things we learn about ourselves after a dream.

Somehow at the end of the dream, I was hoping that I make out of the room alive and go home though there was nothing there that made think that I was gonna be killed by anyone any time. I kept thinking that the president was gonna hand me over to one of his ‘good aliens’ who in turn will tell me:’ Make sure you say your goodbyes to your loved ones because you won’t be seeing them for at least forever’.

One thing I remember in the room was a simple bed where a baby, whom I assumed was his grand kid, was sleeping. At one point, he lifted the baby from the bed and started playing with him. He tenderly stroked his forehead. It was so nice to see because he looked a different man from what people have always told us. I had viewed him as a mumbling bungler and I’m wondering whether he is the same in real life. He looked so cool, calm, collected and determined in the dream and I felt he was up to the task of developing our country. It got me thinking:’ Perhaps, I need to meet this guy under normal circumstances and see what he really is! Perhaps, he is a kind dictator and a good family man; perhaps he is not stealing our tax payers’ money as he is usually portrayed. Perhaps he is not a killer as they keep telling us!’. The problem with ‘killing’ is that the only way to find out is to witness it happening or being killed by someone, and I really don’t want to find myself in either of those situations.

I somehow managed to conclude from this dream that president Museveni has no remorse, does not recognize his guilt, is surrounded by those who tell him he is innocent, and is intent on repeating the same mistakes over and over again. I also believe that he loves his family with all his heart, and he is a good father/ grandfather, like any other man on earth.

Byebyo byenalose banange!!

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

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More misery on the continent of Africa, and this time in DRC again

Friends,

I’m sad to read news everyday from DRC showing that Africans have not stopped killing fellow Africans despite the end of colonialism. It is a like a new form of colonialism is silently pronouncing itself and has come to be called ‘black colonialism’. In November 2008, Congo converted from being a personal property of Belgian King Leopold II to a colonial possession of Belgium, itself. The mineral wealth in Congo was the one that was used to build a modern city in Brussels at the expense of the poor Congolese that are still being killed up to now.

Congo finally got its independence on June 30, 1960 but it’s as if these guys have never been independent at all as foreigners still control the country left and right. No wonder president Kabila keeps running to Kampala and Kigali every time there is a problem in his country,as if Museveni and Kagame are the one leading DRC! But the question everyone should be asking themselves is: where do Museveni and Kagame derive their power from apart from obviously their armies?

When Leopard handed over Congo to Belgium, it was as if he had handed it to over to US and UK indirectly to also have a share of Congo’s wealth. The two countries are the one that have been funding the armies in Rwanda and Uganda, as documented by reports commissioned by the UN Security Council more than 9 years ago. Uganda , till a few days ago, was one of the largest recipients of U.K military and economic aid in Africa. Kagame is a student of US military tactics that he learned at Ft. Leavenworth and Rwanda is arguably Africa’s largest per capita recipient of U.S. military and economic aid.

The US is using the Uganda troops to keep in Somalia and they are also part of the “civilians” assisting the U.S. military in Iraq. When the lattest UN report came out again accusing Rwanda and Uganda of aiding the M23 rebels, Museveni used the Somali card to ‘shut up’ Obama for good over Congo, as he threatened to withdraw Uganda troops from Somalia if they keep pointing fingers at him. It was total blackmail and i guess some in Washington are still shaking their heads over it, but it worked, at least in the short run.

‘The USA has got an international mandate as a super power to stop the ‘nonsense’ in DRC but it looks like president Museveni has got them by their balls. The UK, on the other hand, have only cut aid over the recent corruption scandals in the Office of Prime Minister(OPM), Amama Mbabazi, but nobody expects them to do anything more than that. Now that only leaves Congo’s savior in the hands of Janet Museveni and probably the French and Belgians. Janet( being Museveni’s sweetheart minister) needs to prove what a christian savior she is to the world, not just Karamoja gold lands. I would hug her whole day if she can save the Congolese from murder, rape and all evils that have been associated with that country for the last 12 years. I would even forget about the auditor General’s reports implicating her in the OPM corruption scandal where she is accused of having used over shs.180m of ‘donor’ money( meant for recovery and development of the North)- to travel to Israel 12 times in a month. I would vouch for her to travel as many times as she wants as long as she can pull the plug on this one. No wonder a friend of mine left UK for good, with his IT degree, to go back to Zanzibar to work in a travel Agency!’

FRENCH

But the Congo is Europe’s cross to bare especially Belgium’s and French. If the French ever had any feelings of ‘punishing’ kagame after the fall of habyarimana, I think this is their chance. The problem in Europe is that all countries are stretched economically such that the idea of financing a foreign war looks so dumb at the moment. But this is their chance if they wanna find a way of changing the status quo in Kigali. Kagame has become a little bit more comfortable, I believe. He needs something to keep him busy.

In 2004, Kagame accused France of direct responsibility for the 1994 genocide of at least 800,000 people in Rwanda. The French have not forgotten that their gift to President Habyarimana: a Mystère Falcon jet, was shot down by allegedly the Tutsi( Kagames) and they would want to ‘pat Kagame at the back’ with a sound, given a chance to. Well. i think this is their chance and im really waiting for ’round 2′ between these guys. How president Museveni will feature in all this, i dont know, but it will be interesting if it happens when we are all still alive.

Congo is so big and it is an open secret that Rwanda would love to see part of that country under their control. Congo is like the size of Western Europe. Uganda’s population is only about 35 million and Rwanda’s no more than about 8 million. Rwanda is probably as big as west and East Yorkshire combined together.

The 2001-03 UN-commissioned reports showed just how lucrative the Congo invasion and occupation has been for Rwandan and Ugandan soldiers. No wonder Otafiire has got a house in his village in western Uganda that i can only dream of building one day, as he was one of those implicated in these reports.

The Congo is mineral rich. That is one of the driving reasons for the wars there. Take the DRCs industrial diamond output of around $300 million a year – any ideas who uses that?

UN

But i have been disappointed with the UN and its peace keepers in Goma. The reports show that they took off when they saw the Congolese forces taking off too. It was like a coward following a coward. In 2004, UN came with an excuse that its peacekeepers in the Congo were not mandated to stop rebel factions taking control of the eastern town of Bukavu. Now, its almost the similar excuse in 2012 in Goma. So, what is UN doing there, anyway?

The UN Charter gives the Security Council the ability to take military action if other means don’t work. And both the Korean War and the Gulf War of 1991 were launched after explicit UN authorization for joint military force. So,what the heck do France, Belgium and Germany do with their armed forces anyway, if there are people killing each other in DRC? Show them off at parades or waiting for Ghadaffi to attack Benghazi again? No wonder Bush( Junior) never respected the UN( whatever that means) because they are really disappointing

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

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Remembering Patrice Lumumba

The CIA killed Patrice Lumumba with the help of the Belgians, and they turned to Mobutu as their leading man. Mobutu spat in Lumuba’s face before he( Lumumba) was eventually assassinated.

Before his death, the Americans had declared him mentally ill, too erratic and irrational. They feared that the communists will take over Congo. They tortured him along with others before he was eventually shot by a firing squard under the command of a Belgian officer.

Lumumba had a lot of similarities with Milton Obote. He was charismatic, never had a degree, good oratory skills and from a small tribe in Kasai province. Lumumba was a P.4 guy with 1 year at a technical school as far as his education was concerned, but he was a highly intelligent man that deserves to be admired by everyone in Africa. Obote was also a very intelligent man despite being a school drop out.

Just like Hitler, while in prison, he wrote a book- setting out his views on colonial rule. He was inspired by Kwame Nkrumah to fight the colonialists to the bitter end. Hiltler also wrote a book while in prison: ‘Mein Kampf ‘. It was written in 1923 while he was in prison as a revolutionary agitator .The Jews were frequently referred to in “Mein Kampf” and Hitler had made plain his hated for them. In one section, Hitler wrote about how the Jews planned to “contaminate” the blood of pure Germans.

Again, like Obote did in 1966 to dismiss the then president, Kabaka of Buganda, Lumumba tried to do the same against Kasa-Vubu( then president of Congo), accusing him of treason, but the parliament voted to annul his decision.

But there are lessons to learn from Lumumba’s death:
1. when you have power, don’t misuse it. Mobutu treated Lumuba badly b4 his death thinking that he would die the president of Zaire, but his death was probably more painful than that of Lumumba, and people now remember Mobutu as an evil man compared to their hero, Lumumba.

2. We all need each other one way or the other. You shouldn’t kill a good innocent man just because you have been commanded to do so.

Abbey

Congratulations Hussein Barrack Obama!

Congs Obama. The guy won all the swing states apart from North Carolina.I have got a feeling that Obama may use his 2nd term to trim the wings of the dictators in Africa, something he understandably couldn’t do in his 1st term.

I feel sorry for FOX news channel. It’s the only USA channel, apart from CNN, which we can access here in the UK, but they decampaigned Obama so much. Now they can eat their words. The good thing about these democracies is that people don’t hold grudges unlike our friends in Uganda.

May be there is a lesson to learn from all these. For instance, why can’t we have a radio or TV owned by FDC? I understand FDC wanted to open up a radio station and newspaper but the government denied them a license. What is stopping us from restoring term limits on any elected office in the country? Why are we still rigging elections(1980-2011) as if without being a president means the end of the world? May be , this is the time to review all these decisions if we want to move our country into another direction other than perpetual dictatorships.
Mitt Romney appeared on stage with his wife Ann to concede defeat to President Obama tonight with a rousing call for unity. He said he hoped the country to put aside the ‘partisan bickering and political posturing’ to build on the values that ‘make America great’ at this ‘critical point’ in its history. His speech came two hours after major TV networks called a surprisingly quick victory for Obama, despite predictions that the battle would be one of the tightest ever in history and the result would not be known for days.

Earlier the President tweeted his victory with a picture (left) of himself and the First Lady under the headline ‘Four More Years’, within minutes of being declared winner. This is how news was related to us in UK by Dailymail.

But it would be an opportunity missed if we, Africans, never learn anything from such elections. I dream of the day we shall have an election in Uganda and both the opposition and govt congratulate each other. Why is it difficult for us to reach that kind of mile stone? What can we do? Would spending millions of dollars on the electoral process help us overcome this problem? What can we do?

I DO APOLOGIZE TO LANGIS AND UPCs

Dear Ugandans,

Ages ago, I posted some articles on the Ugandans At Heart(UAH) forum as shown on the link below, but some people have been continuously flogging around the following statement i supposedly made, in our debates, which has sometimes taken the debate to a different direction, and I think this MUST stop immediately.

Tribalism Is Not a Horror Movie. It Is A Horror Reality but Superiority Is Not really Tribal

http://semuwemba.com/2012/07/05/tribalism-is-not-a-horror-movie-it-is-a-horror-reality-but-superiority-is-not-really-tribal/

‘’ ‘Obote came from an inferior tribe……… So when he came to power, like any other human being, he was confused by both feelings of building his nation and uplifting his inferior tribes mate. This is evidenced in most of his actions in 1960s where he started of with: forming alliances with Baganda through KY, marrying one of their daughters….’

This was something posted in haste and phased in a way that was viewed by some people, particularly one of the NRM supporters, Mr.Otto Patrick, as being true to the way I feel about some tribes- which is not true. But I ask these people (the Ottos) to always think through what it is that one is trying to say and stop looking for petty little digs every time something is posted on forums. Their actions give them an excuse to dodge the valid basis of the debate which is a shame.

I know the people feeling strongly about this have got no bearing with the intentions of people like Mr. Otto, and I apologise unreservedly if I have offended you in any way. I apologise, you misunderstood what I was trying to say.

I respect the Langi and all their siblings and I don’t consider them an inferior tribe. Probably, the right words I would have used then would be: ‘a small minority tribe’. Yes, the Langi are one of the small minority tribes in Uganda, and that is where Obote came from under LEGCO in 1950s to lead UPC/ ANC.

As someone who has lived in the UK and know how racism is bad, this is not something I take lightly, and I’m hoping that from now onwards, Ugandans will be able to ignore people like Mr. Otto, whose intentions are to derail us from the important things we wanna talk about in these debates.

The very first thing that is done to promote genocide or abuse of another group of people is to identify them as “inferior, less intelligent, or less deserving. They aren’t worthy (Jews, women, niggers, ‘Baganda’ in the 1980s, etc). So, it is the job of every one of us to make sure that we don’t give a chance to people that pretend to be fighting against this when their intentions lie elsewhere. They will never feel “manly” enough to admit when they’re wrong. All they care about is to character assassinate someone with that one shot they have got in their revolver. They always want to take a shot if you give them a chance because that’s what they are, i.e. they shoot people down.

On balance I’d say it’s good to have such people amongst us because they get the best out of us. This is the reason why I like Mr.Otto and his colleagues despite their man made weaknesses. They will always find a way to rationalise their actions.

Still, rational isn’t the same as moral. The opposite of rational is mad or irrational. Neither rationalism nor madness is moral or immoral; both are amoral. We generally prefer rationality, but rationality isn’t the same as rationalism. Rationalism says that we should think, believe, and act according to the rational dictates arising from premises founded upon scientific principles. It could be argued that Obote would have been less dangerous had he been mad than rationalist. As a madman, he might have killed Baganda one day, spared them on the next, and so on. Mad people lack consistency and don’t follow logical courses of action.

This cannot be said of Obote. He had a set of beliefs or principles supposedly founded on scientific facts or life experience in Buganda/Uganda, and acted accordingly and consistently:

1. When he attacked the Kabaka in 1966, he knew the consequences to our country and his leadership but he rationalised it depending on his beliefs. His approach to changes was far too ‘sloganised’ and a bit tribal/ sectarian.

2. When he married Kalule Miria Obote, he was very purposeful and calculative, more like when Kwame Nkrumah married the Egyptian woman in 1959 and eventually had three kids with her. Men of that generation rarely married for love, and I believe Obote had very good reasons for marrying a Muganda lady.

To be sure, there are people who can be mad or delusional in some fundamental way and then be logically consistent in the pursuit of that delusion. For example, when a leader says that Uganda would be a 1st class economy in 15 years, s/he is being delusional but that is something for another day. This day is about apologising to my Langi friends and making sure there is no bad blood between us. I would be happy if they are among the people attending my funeral since they never had a chance to attend my wedding. It would be good to listen to Hon.Akena’s speech before being lowered in that ground inishallah.

Byebyo ebyange kunsonga eno!

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

Violence has always been part of mankind

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler

Friends,
I have come to accept that Violence has always been a problem of the human condition. Violence has always been with us such that when I watch TV, read newspapers and see the way people are killing, torturing and beating each other, I don’t get surprised anymore. Murder, torture, enslavement and similar crimes are happening all over the world. The Bukedde newspaper in Uganda has been consistent in showing all forms of violence in Uganda, and it should be applauded for this.

I have read messages showing that Idi Amin and Obote killed more Ugandans than the current leaders, which may not even be true. But even if it is true, murder becomes no less murder because it is directed against a whole tribe (as Obote did against Baganda) instead of a single person. A Fuehrer-Order, announcing the death of classifications of Jews can have no more weight in the scales of international justice than the order of a blogger or journalist who writes anti-government articles or an opposition figure such as Andrew Kayiira( RIP) who was killed in late 1980s.

USA

Violence may be of different forms and on a different scale but the violence in Africa is happening too elsewhere in the world in one way or the other. For instance, as anti-violence educator Jackson Katz documents in his film “Tough Guise,” over the past twenty years violence has come to be the defining feature of manhood in America. Violence and masculinity have become nearly synonymous.’’ What Jackson is saying is that most of the men are violent and go around pretending to be Rambo of some kind.

America itself was established by its founding fathers through violence. Oh, yeah… getting blasted with water cannons, clubbed by police thugs and chewed up by police dogs was an excellent use of violence in the effort to secure the right to vote back in the 50s and 60s.Violence has always been the American way, and it has been used to accomplish many things, like a 40 hour work week, and higher wages. It worked well for the black people too.

GERMANY

In Germany, hateful rhetoric and subsequent violence has an eerily parallel to what happened in Nazi Germany. Adolf Hitler’s autobiography Mein Kampf is as vile as any book ever published.It was written in 1923 while he was in prison as a revolutionary agitator .The Jews were frequently referred to in “Mein Kampf” and Hitler had made plain his hated for them. In one section, Hitler wrote about how the Jews planned to “contaminate” the blood of pure Germans.

When he got into power, Hitler acted on the violent instincts in him to eliminate both the Jews and all his opponents. During World War Two the Germans put Jews and Communists in concentration camps. The USA locked also up the Japanese and their political opponents. At the end of the war there was a lot of deaths in the German camps from disease and starvation because Germany was being bombed to rubble.

Hitler and Stalin considered universal control of the educational system to be the means of achieving their own ends as well. One considered his own interests to be served by producing Nazi youth, the others interest was served by producing socialist youth.

Germany and France fought against each other several times, a reason i think the European Union was mainly started to stop the wars between the two. Germany was also 100% to blame for starting WW2. Germany started WW2 in Europe by invading Poland. Aside from the fact that, after Germany had signed the Treaty of Versailles to end World War I, which they had started by invading France (through neutral Belgium) in order to be able to attack Russia, and then violated one term of the treaty after another, and then signing the Munich Agreement, they invaded Poland. It was all done in order to fulfil Hitler’s dream of clearing the inferior race of Slaves from the eastern areas to make living space for Germans.

ARMED REVOLUTION

Some Ugandans are already calling for a revolution to get rid of NRM and president Museveni. They want to use the same means Museveni used to get rid of Obote and UPC in the 1980s, because they see no other way of getting rid of the current dictatorship, but I still believe we can do better than this. Violence never always produces good leaders for a country as has been shown now in Uganda and in history. The Luwero war was justified but did we get the deal we wanted? The answer is ‘no’.

For instance, In 1923 Germany was ripe for revolution. Adolf Hitler had 55,000 registered supporters, professional military officers (even Generals), the active support of hundreds of armed, trained, combat veterans, and public support, the like of which we could not even imagine!

On November 8, 1923, he attempted an armed revolution and failed. Think about it. If he failed in such an opportune situation which was probably better than our situation in Uganda at the moment, then why should we consider armed revolution in a country not ready for it – with no public support for violence, no known trained veterans supporting the opposition, no military officers openly calling for a revolution, and no organization within the opposition itself? Even the ‘walk to work’ never brought the government to a standstill or persuaded any of the foreign nations to help get rid of the government.

Even though in later years Adolf Hitler’s support grew and the threat of Marxist take-over increased, he never again considered armed revolution. Instead, he carefully built a solid, Folk-based movement which ultimately could not be denied power! Adolf Hitler was solution-oriented, and I think the Uganda opposition should do the same instead of resorting to violence.

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of colour or tribe or their religious affiliation. I also believe that all human beings are military leaders in one way or the other to help them to curb down the situation when faced by violence. This does not necessarily mean that the best leaders are those with a military background but it is an essential element in leadership, I think, through some people misuse it apart from England’s Churchill.
Byebyo ebyange
Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

Romney’s Battery Dies Part Way Through the 2nd Debate

Folks,
What a debate! What a night. I loved it from the beginning but the end was better. Obama showed why he is Obama, and I’m predicting a change in the polls in his favour after this second debate. He did well compared to the last one but I must admit, the moderator helped him a little bit especially on that Benghazi issue. I bet this issue will come back in the last debate on Monday night. I think this makes me a better moderator than anybody else on planet earth because I never give any advantage to anyone. So, if Besigye and Museveni need a moderator for 2016 debate, I’m their man.

Romney is good with the words and he started well but attacking Obama about his personal pension, that was so personal and bang out of order. At that point, I thought: ‘where is Kakoza Mutale when you need one?’

Romney’s battery died Part way through debate despite the good start. Yow, what happened at the end there? Did Romney’s battery go dead, or did he have a pharmaceutical meltdown? Something went way, way wrong with his brain in the course of the debate as he started listing his wants throughout the debate, like someone looking at a restaurant menu:
Create 12 million jobs
Get people really, really educated
Make America energy independent in 5 years
Stop outsourcing
Restore manufacturing
Create lots of “free trade.”
Lower taxes on people
Lower taxes on corporations
Eliminate the deficit
Crack down on China

No one knows how he plans on doing all this happy stuff because he won’t tell anybody. Hope the Americans are not as gullible as those who voted for David Cameron here in the UK. The conservative leader run a ‘restaurant menu’ campaign too, and some people voted for him because they didn’t want a Scot to lead them. Well, i voted for Labour and I will do it again and again if i have to because that election pissed me off, and for the first time I wished I could hire Brigadier Tumukunde on Gordon’s rallies to threaten the British people a little bit.

One thing is clear; Romney is used to ordering women and black people around. He blew it big time with women, blacks, hispanics, everyone but the most fanatical deniers of reality. His answers on migration were not convincing at all.

Well, reality swam up and bit the Tea Party in the butt tonight, but they didn’t notice. The fact that Obama now looks blacker than he was when he first contested for the presidency must be shining the lips of the Tea party members. For sure, the racists are gonna call this debate: ‘worse’ or ‘struggling’ for Obama but hope the American just ignore them and keep that guy in the White House for the next 4 years.

Looking forward to watching the Monday debate. My prediction again is that Obama will nail it , and I can see the name ‘Osama bin Laden’ popping up again.

Abbey

Kampala Kids Comedy: Nyakana as ‘Rapunzel’ and Ameria as the ‘Witch’ at the Centenary Park

rapunzel with her magic frog

rapunzel with her magic frog

Friends,
The problems facing Kampala city right now have been building since 1980s, and to expect them to be solved in a few years, or even four or even through an unelected Executive Director( only answerable to president Museveni), is unrealistic.

One of the win-win solutions to what is happening in Kampala would ideally be the construction of another capital city somewhere else, say Nakasongola, instead of demolishing the expensive properties built in wetlands in the city. The Ottoman and Hapsburg empires were both dismantled after world 1 to start nation states in Europe. The emergence of national movements and changing of state contexts saw the development of new cities. The period from Napoleonic wars to World War 11 saw the development of various cities in Europe to give rise to national identities. For instance, Prague evolved from being a city of the Czech medieval kings into the capital city of the Holy Roman Emperors. Europe never clinged to the old capital cities as seems to be the case in Uganda at the moment.

In any case, because of the distrust between the people and their leaders, there is a feeling that Jeniffer Musisi is clearing certain hot spots in Kampala for some big people in the government to have a share of the ever growing city. The stakes are so high such that we need to take a holistic approach to this situation. At the moment, ‘Jeniffer Musisi’’ has become just another word for ‘lawlessness’, ‘demolish to punish them’, ‘demolish because we need that place’,’recruit fellow Balokole everywhere in KCCA’, e.t.c. and I find that a bit hard to take in because she may have good intentions, i.e. to protect the wetlands in the city and plan for the city.

So, hardcore politicians should be careful not to appear as if they don’t believe in protecting the environment. The earth wasn’t put here for man to use and abuse. If Centenary Park is developed instead of keeping it as a wetland, it will make millions for developers. But it will also result in pollution of the reservoirs, forcing KCCA to spend billions on filtration plants to remove the pollution. Wetlands around Kampala act as the “lungs” and “kidneys” for the city, oxygenating the water and removing and trapping toxins (even heavy metals) in the root systems of the plants in the wetlands.

Swamps or wetlands have many beneficial uses like maintaining the water table, purifying the water that flows through them; flood control, species diversification, and the ones that result in peat formation lessen the impact of burning fossil fuels decreasing the impact of global warming. But how can we actually measure the benefits of wetlands to people in Kampala when president Museveni was the main behind giving away Mabira forest for sugarcane growing? How can we know that his intentions for Kampala are noble when it is claimed that he is the main protector of Asians who have made it a habit to grab people’s land in Busoga, Ssese Islands and elsewhere? Our politicians never cared half as much about protecting forests as they care about wetlands in Kampala, and this raises suspicions.

WETLAND CREATION

Another possible solution would be the creation of new wetlands to replace natural ones in Kampala. This is what they have been doing in North Calorina(USA) and a lot of firms are making money out of it. The concept is simple and one promoted under federal law: For every acre of natural wetlands developers are allowed to destroy, they must then create or restore an acre or two of wetlands to offset that loss. It’s a policy meant to guarantee “no net loss” of the nation’s wetlands. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved, such that we don’t have to turn Jeniffer Musisi into an overnight hero. We just have to make sure that the restored wetlands are protected forever.

What happened between her, Nyakana and Ameria Kyambade was more like watching a kid’s film: ‘Rapunzel’. It was comedy first class, if you ask me! The way Ameria was shown in media photos with those big scary eyes, she looked more like the ‘witch’ in this film that makes sure Rapunzel never leaves the tower. Nyakana fits to be the fairy-tale character ‘Rapunzel’ that cuts off her hair to go and save his boyfriend at the centenary park. One thing for sure Nyakana spins better than Rapunzel after setting up that tent office to show the world what he is going through after the demolition of his offices at Centenary Park, but I guess he would have to grow his beautiful blond hair long like Rapunzel to be rescued.

Anyway, as for me, I love Kampala as it is now because I get entertained whenever I visit home. Call me selfish but I like watching people ‘boxing’ to get into a bus or taxis without any order; I loved the men shouting on streets selling ‘eki-nigeria kya shs.2000 zzoka’ and all sorts of stuff. Now, this woman Musisi is getting rid of our entertainment. Come on, guys. Some of us cannot afford the over shs.3b put aside annually for president M7’s entertainment. This is where we get our fun and livelihood.


Byebyo ebyange

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

When ‘Kwanjura’ Morphs into Comedy: No Money, No Funny

Friends,
For the past few years, I have gone about my business here in the UK, hanging out with my kids, doing my ‘Kyeyo’ and reconnecting with Ugandans in different parts of the world whenever I get a chance but, for some reason; I have never bothered to involve myself in so many family ‘kwanjula’ or wedding functions. ‘Kwanjula’ is a traditional ceremony in Uganda where a couple introduces themselves to family and friends. There are a lot of drinks, food, smiling and speeches there and I have just fallen in love with it after watching a DVD of my young brother’s ‘Kwanjula’.

Rhemmie Kiggundu( auntie) with two of my sisters attending my brother's 'kwanjula'

Rhemmie Kiggundu( auntie) with two of my sisters attending my brother’s ‘kwanjula’

To be honest, I don’t know who invented this stuff but it is awesome and I’m glad it is part of our culture. The ceremony is more of a light comedy about two spokespersons (‘abogezi’ in Luganda) such that my brother’s DVD made me laugh from the beginning to the end. For instance, one spokesperson apologised to the other in Luganda: ‘nsonyiwa okulemelako nga Nambooze weyalemela ku DP’ meaning ‘forgive me for super gluing myself on to you as Nambooze super glued herself to DP’. Everyone looked smart in ‘Kanzus’ and I think it is high time we specifically gave this tender of selling ‘Kanzus’ to only Mengo to help them make some money for the kingdom.

It seems rather unfortunate that this very good comedy has not been taken to new levels up to now. Rich men and women in Uganda should gather all these so called ‘spokespersons’ to help us create a TV drama series that will keep us smiling in our homes too. How I wish I owned a TV station in Uganda because I think I could do a better job with these people.

Think of it this way–if you’ve ever watched a snippet of Comedy Central’s The Daily Show online, you know that before you watch any of it, you have to watch an ad. So the studio is making money off that–but not the writers, who don’t see a dime. When a show airs on regular television, the writers get paid. When it airs in reruns, the writers get paid a residual, which is less, but they still get paid.

We all need people with a sense of humour in our lives and I’m glad we have got them in plenty at the Ugandans At Heart (UAH) forum. See, here’s a pointer for a joke to work, it has to have a kernel of truth to it. For a barb to sting, it has to make some kind of sense. UAH’s John Nsubuga, Okurut Simon Peter and Otto Patrick are real comedians if anyone ever bothered to read their messages. John is a cartoonist too and we love him. Some of Otto’s photos are real funny but at the same time, there are supposed to indirectly bully some people in debates, but he is a funny guy. Otto can use any image in the world to defend Museveni and I like his zeal. The sad part of it is that I don’t his real names or who he is exactly since Otto is just a pseudo name.

As for the pretty girls on ‘kwanjula’ functions I have been watching on DVDs, I can only guess that it’s because liberal boys never try to make a move on them without the UN Security Council’s approval. Jesus, some of these girls look so pretty in ‘gomesi’ and ‘Hijabs’ but some of us are ‘retired Generals’ such that we can do nothing about it. In one of the DVDs I watched, I was amazed to see that they bring girls as young as 6 years, dressed in ‘gomesi’, to entertain the visitors. This I thought is a good initiative as it promotes cultures among the young ones.

Even the newspapers are comedians, can you imagine mama fina’s nude photos making headlines in newspapers and our online forums. Actually, one captain Rashid on UAH forum said that she had a ‘great body’. Phewwwwww! I didn’t know that Mama Fina was out there to break some hearts, and now I hear she has gone missing, moreover, with almost all her ‘great’ body.

While most people have been distracted by this act, Museveni has worked hard and long to grease the way for the end of corruption as he promised again this week for the 100th time to get tough on corrupt people and his ‘Amama-Kutesa’ oil buddies while, for example, “reforming” the IGG office which has been part of us since 1986. The Inspectorate of Government is mandated to fight corruption by the national Constitution of 1995 and the Inspectorate of Government Act 2002. Yes, we want our stolen money back from the traitors’ who claim openly, Uganda is not being undone by trillionaire thieves, with the help of an independent journalist owning an independent Magazine called the ‘Independent’. This journalist defended Mbabazi and Kutesa during the oil bribe scandals and this showed the height of his independence, right?

Well, the corrupt get the money in the same way Hassan Basajjabalaba conducts genuine businesses without stealing anybody. But you get the prosthetic roads (without lakes in the middle), the nightmares, and the mysterious illnesses. So if your rage needs a target, there they are, responsible for your being there, and responsible for keeping you there. I can’t tell how you can act on all this as I’m just reaching for one or two perhaps three individuals to join in making a stand for Ugandans and declare: NRM is an enemy to Humanity for not caring about the people they lead.

Also on the Museveni-bashing team is comedian Hon.Meddie Nsereko, who claimed that the NRM is dumb as “an egg-timer” and said that they don’t respect any laws they enacted themselves, but he goes ahead and allegedly uses his ‘dental machines’ to extract two teeth out of a police man. What an ‘honorable’ act to do for a legislator!

Anyway, just who the hell are we trying to convince ourselves here that we should have had a better president than Museveni yet we also don’t want to change ourselves.

If anything, Museveni is a normal human being that has a lot in common with normal Uganda business practices: ‘juju’( witchcraft), corruption, eviction, Chameleon fighting Bebe Cool, women pouring acid on fellow women, pastors poring acid on pastor Umar Mulinde, ‘ghosts’ killing Muslims clerics in Uganda and elsewhere using guns, men discarding girls as their heirs as some men promote their sons to Brigadier, e.t.c

But, overall, we thank whoever invented ‘Kwanjula’ and i believe Ugandans abroad should also do it when they go back home. It is real comedy that deserves to be moved to another level. I love it now, don’t you?

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

Alengot Oromait Becomes one of the Best PR Museveni has ever pulled!

Left is Ms Alengot Oromait during her school days. The 19-year-old, yet to join university (R), could be the youngest MP in Africa(DAILY MONITOR)Friends,
One of the more apparent truths of life is the old adage that it is easier to go downhill than uphill. Similar incantations observe that breaking something is easier than putting it back together. Perhaps all this may be explained by the election of Uganda’s youngest MP-elect Proscovia Alengot Oromait who was born in 1993 when I was still doing my O’ levels. For me, this is the best Public Relations (PR) Museveni has ever pulled such that the opposition are gonna find it difficult to put this one in the bin. NRM couldn’t have hired a better public relations person than Alengot.

This is way up there with the best I have ever seen in politics such that If anybody in the opposition tries to shoot this development down, the world will look at them as: ‘freedom hating, bigoted honourables’. The best way out of this for the opposition is to compile some evidence that may probably lead to cancellation of results, thus, another by-election.

This regime (I mean the whole regime, not just president Museveni) has unlimited funds for public relations, and they have been hiring the best, including Andrew Mwenda’s so called reconciliation series in his magazine, but this is the best they have done so far. I can see all the youths jumping up and down dreaming about becoming MPs and presidents in future. Every young man and woman is going to dream now to become something because of Alengot’s election as MP in Usuk. What better way to pull the youths towards NRM than this?

If this had happened in 1994 when I was secretary and Vice chairman Kibuli.S.S Political Education Club, I would have jumped my A’levels to stand for MP straightway. Why not? I’m also allowed to dream, right?

Just to keep this preposterous public relations ploy in perspective, I have compiled a handy list to show people how Museveni is going to use this young girl to promote himself and the party among the youths: Arengot will appear in HIV/AIDS campaigns; Arengot will appear in the 2016 newly branded ‘Mpekoni’ song; Arengot will probably become a state minister after 2016 and M7 will appear to be promoting a leader within for the first time; Arengot will probably become married soon to promote the accepted moral structures, after all she is already promoting the de-facto national dress(Buganda’s gomes), Arengot will be on our TV and newspapers so often, e.t.c

The debate over whether she has enough experience to be an effective MP obscures the real questions: When is a vote for a young candidate reasonable? Why has NRM turned to the young ones to produce their base in parliament? Is Museveni trying to repair what he has broken? Is Museveni becoming wiser in the old age?

These are questions we should be asking ourselves, after all, the world has seen young people becoming something big before. For instance, Dr.Besigye was in Museveni’s cabinet at the age of 28, I think. USA’s newly elected Republican representative Aaron Schock, is the youngest member of Congress at 28. Donald Rumsfeld is a Princeton graduate who became the youngest Secretary of Defense in the history of USA. Dr. Condoleezza Rice graduated high school at the age of 15 and earned her bachelor’s degree in political science from the University of Denver in 1974 (at age 19); her master’s from the University of Notre Dame in 1975; and her Ph.D. from the Graduate School of International Studies at the University of Denver in 1981. Additionally, Dr. Rice began piano studies at age 3 and took up competitive figure skating in high school (rising at 4:30 am to practice before school).

San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro was at a Democratic Party Convention as Keynoter a few days ago. He is a graduate of Stanford University and Harvard Law School (like his twin brother Joaquin, a Texas state representative), and in 2009 he became the youngest mayor of a top 50 U.S. city. I watched him on TV seated next to Michelle Obama during the convention and I thought: ‘ouch, some people are lucky!’

Basically, at the age of 18 all parental responsibility is legally ended and the person is considered to be an adult, fully able to make, and take responsibility for, all of their choices. If Arego was 17 years old, the critics would have a point but 19? Well I suppose it’s really only matters if you are in the opposition and realise that Museveni has scored where he was least expected to score. It looks like all the opposition wins in byelections have been overshadowed by this PR stunt, and i really feel sorry for them. I bet few people are now talking about Butambala and Muwanga Kivumbi yet it was a massive achievement for Ssubi and DP.

The right to vote, to drink, to smoke, to drive, etc. are all restricted to those who have reached 18 years old. The reason primarily is that it is assumed that until one reaches a certain age they cannot be trusted to act responsibly in regard to these things.

The best thing for a child is what the parent says is the best thing for their child (excluding physical and sexual abuse) but Arengot’s dad is dead, and his death seems to have given the daughter a life line. If she can survive questioning without contradicting herself, and can produce any developments in her constituency, then she will be MP for a good number of years.

All she needs to do is to be open with her thoughts and willing to share what information she can, and remain guarded – cautious and thoughtful in a manner critics will mistaken as cold.

Byebyo ebyange

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

‘Uganda Spies Abroad’ Is a Fantasy in People’s Heads though Ssebagala and Basajja may be a CIA creation

Hajji Sebagala is now a presidential advisor

Hajji Sebagala is now a presidential advisor

Friends,
I don’t think we have got any axis of Uganda ‘spies ‘ here in the UK or abroad. Majority of Ugandans I know abroad are either in: education, ‘kyeyo’(working) or self-employment. For instance, Yusuf ‘Salabed’ is among the few in self-employment here in the UK and he is a descent bloke as far as I know. Everyone is busy with something here to plot anything serious against the dictatorship in Kampala.

So, what would be in a spy’s report in case reports are sent back to Kampala on a monthly basis? There is nothing to spy on here at all. If the government is spending money on anybody for this role, they should actually be asked to refund the money immediately because they are passing over imaginary false information.

Yes, countries use their espionage capabilities to spy on whoever they feel they need to, whether those countries are their allies or enemies, but we don’t have such resources to splash money on such activities. For instance, there have even been accusations that the US government has used spying to aid US commercial interests, but if a country like ours is still buying junk military jets( like the one I heard that crashed in Kenya), how can they afford money on ‘spying’ abroad? The United States primarily uses, or completely uses “national technical means,” i.e. Electronics and spacecraft, to spy on other countries but I can’t see how a certain Ugandan in London can pass over credible information to Kampala government about ‘nkuba kyeyos’ who have got daily routines here in the UK.

It should go without saying that observing the dispositions of the enemy requires accurate observational skills in order to draw useful conclusions, and formulating strategy requires skill in itself. For example, I cannot know who exactly Mr.X is unless if I get closer to him in a stable environment for a longer time.

Some people think that you can know who the person is because of either what they post on forums or through IP addresses or what they say over the phones but this is not true. An IP address can be said to resolve to a domain name or vice versa, but saying that an IP address can reveal who the person behind the computer is a real joke of the century. So if you’re going to look at a trace route and draw conclusions from it, then you’d better understand exactly what it is that you’re looking at.

It is a Catch 22 in espionage that spy agencies rely on information, and corroborate it as much as possible, and this requires a great deal of resources which the Uganda government does not have. This is the reason why I believe that the so called Uganda spies back home accuse people of crimes, majority have not committed- simply because we don’t have the resources to evaluate the information received. If Museveni is told that Besigye is doing ‘Buyekela’(rebel activities), he just jumps out of his chair with his B/P up for no reason and immediately calls General Aronda to do something about it, because we are a poor country. The president does not have credible spy agencies to rely on because this is expensive stuff that are institutionally built for years.This is why the government has been losing Besigye cases because they just jump on anything in front of them without serious evaluation.

Yes, there are spies in Uganda but I don’t think we have got spies abroad simply because there is nothing to spy about.Yes, espionage can sometimes be as cheap as spinach but there is nothing to spy on abroad.The best spy is someone least expected, such as the cleaner at state house. For instance, the USA ‘CIA’ are very good at creating phonies in various countries to spy on heads of states. For all I know,guys like Presidential advisor, Hajji Nasser Ssebagala and Hajji Bassajabalaba may be a creation of the USA intelligence to get close to museveni. Don’t be surprised if the Americans know even what Museveni says in his dreams. They use all kinds of tactics to get information, and it usually never comes cheap. They know everything happening in dictatorships, a reason i rarely sign petitions presented to them.

‘MILITARY ATTACHES’ & EMBASSY SPYING

The ‘military attaches’ attached to the embassies are responsible for intelligence matters, holding situation assessments and meetings to exchange information with individuals or countries. This is acceptable in all embassies all over the world by all countries and there is nothing unusual in this. My argument is that the Uganda government does not have the financial resources to facilitate this office, a reason i think most Uganda embassies are occupied with stuff like establishing business relations among countries and issuing visas.

Spying, intelligence or selling information is an expensive exercise, and the rich countries get credible information unlike the Ugandas of this world because they can spend. In Uganda, someone can be taken to court by the prosecutor based on some silly reports by a ‘surviving’ spy in Lyantonde, when in reality there is nothing credible to persecute that person with.

Most of our intelligence gathering is based on humans not technology, and that is causing us a lot of problems. We don’t have expensive stuff like the GPS tracking devices used by the FBI in USA. It is such an expensive device but it can give you better information than humans. The CIAs have got surveillance satellites but for us, we rely on the Tinyefunza and Kakoza Mutale ‘boys’ to get intelligence on judges, opposition leaders, Kony, e.t.c.The Surveillance sats are expected to last a few years – meaning they have to be put in an orbit of at least 100 miles.

Most of our Spies work for pay, rather than for ideology,such that this makes the whole exercise difficult. Actually, most of them work to appease president Museveni such that he keeps their accounts going, and this leads to all sorts of problems. For instance, a spy can ‘sex up’ a report that involves the people he knows that Museveni hates.

Police departments in developed nations use all sorts of information about people, including credit card receipts, toll both records, street cameras, security cameras, ATM cameras, and other records, to eliminate suspects. Any private organization may voluntarily provide information about you to the police – as informants.

Some companies, like Microsoft, simply tell you that if you use a PC that runs Windows, you forfeit your right to privacy and Microsoft can give that information to anyone it wants. This includes law enforcement, or anyone willing to pay for access to the information. But can you see the Uganda govt paying companies huge amounts to give them such info with all the probems we have got back home? They can afford it with MTN, UTL and others back home but the prices are a bit different abroad.

USA uses Drones for things like Border Patrol and eliminating terrorists or assasinating leaders of rebel activities but for us, we have to rely on Colonel Muhoozi’s military skills to track down Kony and ADF leaders in Zaire. With a drone, they are effective when you need to monitor a few thousand square miles over several hundred miles – almost any tool that will help you identify suspicious activity – and intercept drug smugglers, slavers, or sex slavery operations, rebels – would be useful.

We simply cannot afford these things and that is why our intelligence system is full of loopholes. Spying is probably supposed to be more expensive than even building roads in the country. We simply can’t afford it, at least outside the boarders of Uganda.

GAO ZHAN’ CASE AND THE DANGERS OF SPYING

I’m not taking anything for granted at all. I know there is a possibility for me to be killed, tortured or imprisoned while in Uganda because of some false report some body may have made about me, but what I don’t believe is that the Uganda government has got the resources to run a credible spy network abroad. They simply don’t- just look at them with all the mistakes they have been making at home. Spying is such an expensive exercise and they cannot afford it. That is a fact!

To get credible information about anyone, you need to be closer to that person and one must establish trust to get credible information, but Ugandans abroad don’t even trust each other. Let me give you an example of the Gao Zhan case. I hope this case will wake people up. In case you don’t know: Gao was put into China’s jail in 2001, i guess, and Collin Powell went his all out to bail her out of the Chinese jail and brought her back to the US. On reaching USA, this lady started to spy for the Chinese government that had put her in jail. The Americans found out that she was selling military chips to China. She was put in jail for life in USA but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Chinese would be trying up to now to get someone in the prison to ‘eliminate ‘her. It is called ‘destroying the evidence’.

For those making wrong reports on others, time will come and you regret it. For instance, there was a case in the USA in 2004 of a husband wife who described themselves as ‘former Cold War spies’ and they were suing the CIA for failure to for reneging on assurances they would be supported financially for life. In the end, the case was dismissed by the judge because courts are barred from reviewing claims that the CIA has wrongfully refused to pay for espionage services. So, you see how this couple ended up looking over their shoulders the rest of the lives because they simply don’t know what is gonna hit them. From what I have read, such groups of people are smartly ‘eliminated’ by the CIA to make sure that they don’t make such claims again or reveal any information they may know.

Spying is simply a dangerous game and I wouldn’t advise anybody to jump on it because of financial rewards, later on making false reports against people because you want to appease the people in power. Just find a career in something else because it is not worth it. Our government is simply too poor to pay what a spy is entitled to have.

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

Muntu Must be Surprised by ‘Nandala’ headaches and I dont think he will clinch the FDC ‘Tittle’

I kind of feel sorry for Mr.Mugisha Muntu because he seems a genuine guy but his tribe is gonna work against him for both the FDC presidency and long term political career. President Museveni has ensured that westerners/ Banyarwanda are looked at as devils in politics( which is a shame) yet some are nice guys. I can’t see a westerner, except Besigye, leading Uganda again soon after president Museveni unless through undemocratic means such as the usual rigging of elections or coups.

Because of Muntu’s seemingly good relationship with Museveni and most NRMs despite being in opposition, there are a lot of rumors surrounding his FDC candidature, and i can’t see him winning anything. If he miraculously pulls it off and becomes the new FDC president, both Nandala Mafabi and Besigye Kiiza will have a big job on their hands to help ensure that FDC stays united after the elections.

With a Nandala Mafabi win, FDC will be viewed by outsiders or neutrals as an all accommodating party because he is from Eastern Uganda. This wont be the same if Muntu wins the presidency yet he looks presidential material compared to Nandala Mafabi. So, as things stand now, Nandala may be the best choice for FDC rather than Muntu but that is for FDC delegates to decide not us.

Muntu thought that the FDC presidency will be a walk over when Besigye retires- having stood against Besigye twice and he lost. Where the ‘Mugishu’ gentleman emerged from, i bet most people will never know, but the 2011 FDC wins in Mbale definitely defined Nandalalism in FDC and gave him clout over his opponents in Uganda politics.

Personally, i have refused to move my heart from Dr.Besigye to any other candidate in Uganda politics. I don’t know whether this makes me a very undemocratic guy but that is the way it is. Mao seems to have better ideas but I’m yet to be totally convinced by him, and his tribe is likely to work against him( as Muntu). Olara Ottunu is walking in hell and he doesn’t seem to know his way out. Bidandi Ssali is a genuine man but he should have joined FDC instead of starting his own political party which is likely to die with him. So is Beti Kamya and others in that category!

Look at it this way: What is best for the politicians is rarely what is best for the People. Each must subscribe to one thing that the People actually want/need, in order to get elected. So, i don’t know which game Nandala Mafabi or Muntu or anybody are playing with us to help them get into the presidency, but I’m finding it difficult to trust any of them. They are not like Besigye who earned our trust by the click of his fingers. Oh man, what a guy!

Besigye burst on to a scene in 1990s under extremely difficult conditions and it’s unfortunate that this long journey has not ended with a Besigye presidency. He burst on to the scene with a ‘bang’ as in like the start of a good movie, and it was a surprise to the media and most of the country though It should not have been.

I would have loved to see how Besigye behaves while in Statehouse but Museveni has ensured that it never happens. I have never seen anybody shake president Museveni as Besigye did. He is the most popular grassroots opposition politician of all time. Somebody told me that he has got the same principles as Rwanda’s Paul Kagame such that a Besigye presidency would have been similar to Kagame. But i guess we will never know, will we?

Abbey

Uganda Parties Should Adopt the ‘communist’ ways of Disciplining ‘Rebels’ if they wish to survive

Vladimir Lenin

Vladimir Lenin


Many have written about the chasm between Museveni and NRM ‘rebel’ members yet few seem to fully grasp the nature of their misunderstandings or how best to deal with rebellious activities within an organisation. It is something I have thought about after being a moderator of Ugandans At Heart (UAH) forum for a long time, and seeing some members being intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly ‘indiscipline’ in the way they conduct themselves in our online debates but hate being ‘punished’ or ‘corrected’ in any way. Actually, there is one I banned recently and he threatened to destroy UAH using all means; called me a former NRA ‘kadogo’ and spy(which is not true), e.t.c, and i was left amazed how far people could go with their bad behaviours and poor upbringing.

Unlike the NRM, at UAH- too much power there rests much on the shoulders of the members and it is primarily in their control as to its success. I only come in if I think the member is way out of line too much but i’m not really an interfering cow.

According to the NRM party constitution, house rules say a member should: “ observe discipline, behave honestly and be loyal to the decisions of the majority of the members of the organ where a member belongs and to the decisions of higher organs within the structures of NRM ”.

The same document says a member must : ‘’ refrain from publishing, distributing or making statements to any media house which purports to Rights of be the view or position of NRM without members authorisation of the organ of NRM where the member belongs’’. However, I have been reading reports in the media where Hon Nsereko, Hon Ssekikubo, and others were threatening the positions of their party, and nothing is done to them. May be, the NRM organs are not as functional as they make us believe , because in all honesty, why are these guys still members of a decaying party? That’s why i’m still sceptical of their real intentions to rebelling against their party chairman. I smell fish in their messages though i may be wrong, but we shall wait and see.

At one time I read comments from one gentleman who happens to be the NRM chairman – rhetorically saying that the NRM NEC would consider disciplining rebels, with possible penalties including expulsion, censure, reprimand and fines, but nothing came of it. I thought Museveni was the most powerful man in Uganda; after all, he is insulated by a rabidly partisan parliament with no interest in investigating the executive branch (and little taste for disciplining itself). May be, these so called ‘rebels’ were created by the so called ‘discipliner’ to render the responsibilities of FDC irrelevant. Who knows! May be NRM is already a dead party as ignorant and corrupt people combine their ignorant corruption to steal elections, ignore laws and design bills designed to weaken Uganda. May be the rebels have seen this and don’t want to put the party over their country and corrupting to the duties they swore an oath to. A lot of ‘may bes’……

To some extent, I think FDC are certainly just as tough about party discipline compared to NRM. The difference is that you have a wider range of ideologies in the FDC than the NRM. It’s a lot easier for Museveni, with all the resources and power he has got, to thread the needle than it is for any FDC leader. It seems president Museveni only cares about his survival and he does it by supporting criminality, divisions, fraud, and parasitism within his own party.

Perhaps, respectable religious leaders need to be the nation’s parents and start disciplining these unruly “kids,” forcing some sense of responsibility on them, because I’m really tired of seeing indiscipline within political parties in Uganda. ‘kyaba too much’! The concept that the members should retain the right to self-regulate their behaviour or conduct is entirely misplaced. Some people need to be forcibly guided if they are so big headed as FDC dealt with Beti Kamya and Onzima.

I think political parties in Uganda should take a communist approach to dealing with ‘rebels’ in their parties. The Soviet Communist International (Comintern) was founded in March 1919 at a congress in Moscow by Vladimir Lenin. The international objectives of the Comintern were self-evident from its title. By 1920 Lenin had already left no doubt that he envisioned the Comintern as “a branch of the Russian Communist Party, organized on its model and subject to its orders.” The 1920 Comintern congress made this clear, demanding of its foreign delegates that when they returned home, they would impose “iron military discipline” upon party members in their countries, ensuring fealty to and “the fullest comradely confidence” in the headquarters in Moscow. Beyond the parties, they were to seek to take over mass organizations and especially trade unions in their home countries.

Significantly, the Comintern made clear that members of foreign communist parties—from Europe to America—who did not toe this line, who did not give total subservience to Moscow, “who reject in principle the conditions and theses put forward by the Communist International, are to be expelled from the party.” This was the classic, infamous “party discipline” that was a trademark of communist parties everywhere.

The 1920 congress further added as a condition for admission and membership to the Comintern: “Every party which wishes to join the Communist International is obligated to give unconditional support to any Soviet republic in its struggle against counter-revolutionary forces.”

Personally, I think political parties should be governed by military discipline, and “democratic centralism” where party-membership is tightly controlled and all members must keep party discipline, not contradicting the party-line in public, but only through internal “democratic” debate. All political parties should be allowed to own newspapers, just like they own online forums, to play a central role in communicating the party official positions. A serious party shouldn’t rely heavily on front organizations (as I hear NRM own some organisations in and out of the country), ostensibly independent but actually controlled by president Museveni.

But overall, I think the key to learning and success of political parties is discipline as opposed to letting the wheel drive itself. We try to install ‘discipline’ in our online forums by moderating messages of ‘rebels’ and if possible: throw the bad apples out of the basket to avoid contaminating the good ones.

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba
UNITED KINGDOM

Raphael Lemkin must be laughing at Owana’s ‘Genocide’ jokes in the Redpepper

Tony Owana

Tony Owana

Folks,
I have always respected Tony Owana, the UBC chief, but his Redpepper article:’‘INTERNET POLITICIANS’ GET SET FOR GENOCIDE’ was more of an exaggeration than anything else i can think of. Branding Ugandans At heart ( UAH) forum a genocide promoting forum was the lowest of the low for a professional journalist of his status. As a moderator of the UAH, genocide is something we don’t take lightly but Owana’s message was clearly written in bad spirit and i hope his readers dont take him seriously- because there is never gonna be a genocide in Uganda promoted or started by UAH.Nobody could really think that the UAH will ever descend to such level.An accusation of genocide is certainly not taken lightly and will almost always be controversial.

Contrary to what Owana and my friend, Lt.Otto Patrick, write about Eric Kashambuzi(UN employee) as a genocidal megalomaniac, the later has been a subject of various interesting books and articles that are admired by a lot of people. I’m surprised that the duo are not instead writing about the genocidal maniacs that have wiped out millions in Rwanda, Northern Uganda, DRC and Ethiopia.

People are openly discussing President Museveni’s sectarian policies(i.e. allocating juicy positions to certain groups of people) because they want him to correct these mistakes. Yes, sometimes the messages are presented in the way that is alarming but anyone with common sense understands what they are trying to tell us. So, instead of branding these ‘free advisers’ to the president: ‘genociders’, we should investigate their allegations and see if there is an element of truth in them. For instance, while reading Major John Kazora’s memoirs in the Daily Monitor, i came across some advise Winnie Byanyima was giving to president Museveni about Muhoozi and his irregular recruitment of people in the army. Museveni’s response was: ‘ “Iwe Karagwe-mwatandika kutiina omwereere” meaning “You Karagwa you have started fearing toddlers……..Muhoozi is not even LDU, (a member of the Local Defence Unit) – I just asked him to identify people of good character who can be absorbed in the army.”But now few years the down the line, Muhoozi is nolonger LDU and the guys he recruited are the ‘elites’ or ‘abalangira’ of the army.

Definitions of genocide

‘Genocide’ is defined as the deliberate killing of people based on their ethnicity, nationality, race, religion, or (sometimes) politics, as well as other deliberate actions leading to the physical elimination of any of the above categories. There is disagreement over whether the term genocide ought to be used for politically-motivated mass murders in general (compare “democide”). The term genocide was coined by Raphael Lemkin, a Polish Jew, in 1944, from the roots genos (Greek for family, tribe or race) and cide (Latin – occidere, to kill). In the wake of the Nazi Holocaust, Lemkin successfully campaigned for the acceptance of international laws, defining and forbidding genocide. This was achieved in 1951, with the Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide.

The Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide was adopted by the UN General Assembly in December 1948 and came into effect in January 1951. It contains an internationally recognized definition of genocide which was incorporated into the national criminal legislation of many countries, and was also adopted by the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court, the treaty that established the International Criminal Court (ICC). The Convention (in article 2) defines genocide as “any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:”:(a) Killing members of the group;:(b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;:(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;:(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;:(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

Much debate about genocide revolves around the proper definition of the word genocide. Opponents of government massacres often insist that the word’s usage should include such massacres, even if international law has a narrower scope. The Baganda on UAH have got all the reasons to believe that Obote and UPC did a ‘genocide’ in Buganda in late 1960s and 1980s just as the northerners also argue that Museveni did a genocide in the north, but Owana is quick to accuse the same Baganda of being ”different from their ancestors in ‘Mission Objectives’ and ‘Target Identification’, as if the Baganda have ever targeted any group for murder in the past. I know Baganda talk too much but they are not murderers. For instance, they made a lot of noise when their Kabaka was stopped from visiting Kayunga in September 2009 but at the end of the day, the more than 40 people that died during that time were killed by Owana’s ‘friends’ who are still waking freely in the country.

In nearly every case where accusations of genocide have circulated, partisans of various sides have fiercely disputed the interpretation and details of the event, often to the point of promoting wildly different versions of the facts. Owana and other NRM advocates are not complaining at the narrower definition that is exculpating the totalitarian governments that are killing the same people they are supposed to protect. Yes, there was a genocide in Rwanda and we hope it never happens in Uganda but so many factors led to the genocide in Rwanda. I don’t know why some people attribute this entirely the propaganda spread by the radio RTLM alone. During and before the genocide in Rwanda,Rwandans could listen to the more state-owned station, Radio Rwanda. The government of Rwanda was mainly responsible for the genocide as they promoted the killing of the Tutsis. If the govt had no stake in it, then this genocide would not have taken place. So how can a genocide take place in Uganda if the state does not want it to take place.

Genocide is an ongoing process, which should be constantly opposed and eradicated by elimination of the tools of injustice, oppression and genocide. If a government is oppressing its own people then it is directly promoting a future genocide.Therefore, it’s very unwise to suggest that an online forum advising the government should be banned yet it keeps pointing out the issues that are unfair toward all the other disadvantaged individuals, or groups of individuals who continue to suffer from injustice.

The first draft of the Convention included political killings but that language was removed at the insistence of the Soviet Union. I’m sure Owana, Museveni and other NRMs would have done the same if there were seated in that UN panel.The exclusion of social and political groups as targets of genocide in this legal definition has been criticized. In common usage of the word, these target groups are often included.

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

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2012 Olympics: Why are Africans always at the bottom of the pit in almost everything?

Britain Welcome The World For Olympic

Britain Welcome The World For Olympic

Friends,
Today the USA have overtaken China in winning medals in this year’s olympics. It seems these two countries are destined for greater things. I used to have this theory in my head that Africans are stronger and better athletes than other races but I guess I was wrong. Apart from few Kenyans and Ethiopians, I have not see anything extraordinary from our brothers and sisters.Why are Africans always at the bottom of the pit in almost everything?

I notice that some people qualify their sentences with the word “inferior” so as to hopefully discourage anyone from pointing out that Africans need to do some kind of self reflection. But I don’t intend to pursue the discussion about ‘inferior Vs superior’ anymore because people are bound to understand and interpret it differently. However, I can summarily add that NRM is inferior to Ugandans- inferior in the pursuit of a just society; inferior in the intellect that would enable one to take responsibility for their actions as a political organisation, i.e., the trashing of the 1995 constitution just to please one man, the rape of our security system (police and UPDF), lack of the ability to fight corruption among public officials, constant rigging of elections, e.t.c . But I have a hell of a lot of respect for some NRM individuals that have made a mark in our country fairly.

Nonetheless; most people I have encountered accept without a second thought that “blacks/Africans are better athletes”, even though it’s a problematic proposition at best for reasons that are not thoroughly explained. There are a lot of theories flying around explain certain groups of people or races, for instance, Eskimos are better equipped for Arctic weather, or Asians are smaller, the Manchus of North China are very tall. However, there has been some data suggesting that the children of many “short Asian” immigrants to the US and Europe are taller. So probably nutrition and environment play a role as well in differences in people’s physical appearance.

But Blacks” or “Africans” have not been demonstrated to be better sprinters on average than white sprinters though there is a theory that the best sprinters are West Africans. Some scientists have advanced the theory that since Africans generally have more genetic variation, period, than other populations that you are likely to find “the best” and “the worst” of a given characteristic among blacks in general. Of course, nobody gives out prizes for “most half-assed sprinter”, so the empirical data isn’t really all there. In any event, there is plenty of phenotypic variation among athletes and sprinters in particular. Enough to call into question some underlying belief – that certain phenotypes are known to be absolute advantages in the realm of sport.

In the first place, sports remain one way in which poor people, particularly Africans, have a shot at making careers and a bunch of money, so they tend to pursue such options with vigor, but how come the rich( Chinese and Americans) are winning more medals than us? How come we never accomplish anything? How come our governments are not investing in sports yet it provides an opportunity for a poor country to easily get international recognition. How come most Africans are identified with football teams in Europe than in their countries? Who is to blame for this? Is it the people or the governments? Uganda have got only 8 journalists covering Olympics but France has got a hundreds, why?

There was no affirmative action programme encouraging Jewish or Irish boxers early in this century -their relative disappearance from those sports involved socioeconomic changes, not their genetic fitness, and well-off groups tend to pursue careers where their chances of making it are better. Pro sports (and especially basketball) also market African-American players today in a very deliberate way .You might take a look at that book: ‘Darwin’s athletes’ and see what I’m talking about. You might also note the very different patterns of national and ethnic involvement in different sports that persist today.

Abbey.K.Semuwemba

Daily Monitor Should Apologise to Anne Mugisha as she’s done nothing wrong

Anne Mugisha is former FDC envoy( whatever that brings on anyone's bank account)

Anne Mugisha is former FDC envoy( whatever that brings on anyone’s bank account)

I don’t wanna jump on anybody’s horse at the moment before we get all the facts right but i kind of sympathize with Anne Mugisha on the accusations that he used a ‘sweetener’ to get endorsement from Museveni for a UN job in Somalia. First of all, Anne has not rejoined NRM as some people seem to insinuate. She got a job with UN and she needed to be cleared by State House and this is so normal and procedure. What did you,guys, expect her to do? Turn down the job or go on welfare in USA where she used to live? Welfare can give you money but it cannot give you job experience that will move you ahead economically. Selling drugs on the streets can get you more money than welfare but it cannot give you experience that you can put on a job application. And if you decide to sell drugs all your life, that life can be very short. FDC was not gonna pay her bills, was it? She is a single mum, as far as i know, and she needed money to support her family.

She temporarily came back to Uganda to get on a wheel but things did not work out for her as she expected. She gave a shot at a parliamentary seat- first in Nakawa before she moved to Mbarara, and it did not pay off. She then got a job with some law firm in Kampala, i believe, as she was also working for FDC but it seems things did not work out for her. Was she expected to beg on streets or what? It was also obvious that FDC had started looking at her as a liability rather than an asset. You see, Kampala is not a joke! One needs to be street smart to survive there.

Then came Giles Muhame’s Chim- unfair- reports about her going back to NRM because of some disagreements she had had with the founders of the A4C group on Facebook. I think that was the time she decided to tactically cut her loses and decided to get a job with UN. Anyway, the thing about UN jobs is that they are not permanent. So, people should not read much into Anne’s job because i cant see her staying away from politics forever.

May be, if she had been bought shs.400m as Museveni reportedly did with UPCs big 4: Henry Peter Mayega, Hajji Wegulo, Chris Rwakasisi, and someone else whose name has gone out of my head, it would have been fair enough to look at as a traitor. But this is not the case. She applied for a job and she got it on merit. Then came the hurdle of getting clearance from Museveni. She then humbled herself and did what was necessary because she knew there was a possibility of Museveni denying her the chance to get this job, like he did with Olara Otunu( for UN Sec General), Honorable George Kanyeyihamba( for AU job), UAH’s George Okello( for AU job) and several others.

UN jobs have always been controversial especially when famous people apply for them. For instance, Bill Clinton was accused of buying the UN job when his then administration reached an agreement with Congress that would enable USA to pay $1 billion in back dues. Some people said that he was preparing to take over from Kofi Anan who was the Secretary General then. They said that he was doing it the hard way. They said that he could have followed Reagan’s lead and made a $2 million speech to Japan for services rendered. In the end, Bill Clinton also settled for expensive speeches & Bill Clinton Foundation rather than the UN job itself.

Museveni , on the other hand, was quoted by newspapers in Kampala saying that he was not interested in UN jobs and Mo Ibrahim $5m award because he’s so damn rich and also couldn’t identify anyone with a vision to take over from him. He said that he was a revolutionary whose salary is usually collected by his wife, who also happens to be an extremely rich lady. So, i guess they may end up donating it to poor Abbey at some stage.

Personally, i think we should not read so much into Mugisha’s job. I even don’t know why the Daily Monitor decided to make a meal out of it. It is insane! Totally insane!!!! They should apologize to Anne Mugisha immediately for intruding into her personal business, i think. But i think UN and other international organizations should review this policy as it looks like total blackmail to me. Probably, a guy like me don’t stand a chance for such a job because of my patriotic articles against some elements in NRM.

May be, we should move UN headquarters to China if the Americans don’t want to fix this for us when they are still superpower. If the United Nations moves to China, China will reap enormous financial and political power benefits, and will become the communications center and power broker of the future, while. America will become isolated from the rest of the world, and drift into a more agricultural state. How about that for promoting ‘blackmail’? The Americans themselves call this: “giving as much as you get” and sometimes, “if you’re going toss mud pies, don’t whine when you get hit’.

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

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ANDREW MWENDA IS DOING A BETTER PR FOR M7 THAN MEDIA CENTRE

Whew! The heat has gone up in the kitchen, as President is acting funny these days but won’t say it. President Museveni has suffered a well-deserved media thrashing this week after he unnecessarily tried to help Alintuma Nsambu to win in Bukoto South byelections but his PR people have been a disaster so far apart from obviously Andrew Mwenda.

Mwenda’s so called ‘reconciliatory’ articles in his Independent magazine should have been better authored by someone like Pamela Anakunda or Tamare Mirundi or any of those guys at the media center. What he’s basically doing is some form of PR for president Museveni, and he is making a lot of money out of it through sales. For instance, his introduction in the article entitled: ‘Meeting Mama Miria ‘ gives it all away particularly where he says:’’ What has not been said is how and why, over the last two years, President Museveni has been on a quiet journey to reconcile with former friends turned foes.’’. Mr. Mwenda is doing damage control because a lot of scandals have ruptured the Museveni administration and running such series is supposed to give a different side to the Museveni people have come to know. A visionary!

Andrew Mwenda is trying to justify and rationalize his hero’s sorry record by not smearing any of Musevenis’ arch-rivals in the process, apart from obviously Dr.Besigye whom he keeps portraying more as a mob leader. Anyway, he can stick that mirror someplace where his gerbils can see themselves but some of us are not buying into all this. He is trying to justify and rationalize Museveni’s sorry record of having the most corrupt administration since independence, something we’ll be consumed by it for a lot longer than expected.

You see PR is a very important thing for any administration anywhere in the world, and I think Andrew is tactically doing it very well. For instance, George Bush Junior spent at least $88 million in fiscal 2004 on contracts with major public relations firms. The Clinton administration spent $37 million in 2001.Here in Britain, Tony Blair used to have a lot of PR people and they went into gear when he the British masses were protesting against the bombing of a madman in Iraq.

However, Mwenda’s articles raise a lot of the issues that Ugandans are talking about, that president Museveni knows when to use, surprise, torture, and reconcile with anyone when they least expect it. His article about how Museveni came to reconcile with UPC’s notorious Rwakasisi Chris speaks volumes of how influential Andrew Mwenda is in Museveni’s administration. I think the main issue these articles raise is just how gullible Mwenda and Museveni obviously think Ugandans are to be fooled by this naked propaganda produced, directed and marketed by a loyal journalist who is capable of influencing the president in any direction he wants. It also raises more questions about the ‘old Mwenda’ who used to write stuff that antagonized the government but he is now a bedfellow of president Museveni. The question is: how many people are going through the same cycle as Andrew Mwenda went through- pretending to oppose the government when in actual sense they are working for president Museveni?

Of course some UPC guys love Andrew Mwenda’s ‘re-conciliatory’ articles as much as anyone else in the NRM. It makes them feel like there were/ are the real opposition against president Museveni but the fact is UPC is so weak at the moment. All Museveni needs right now to finish them off is to turn the north into NRM’s favorite spot, something he is probably working on. It won’t matter who will be the leader at Uganda House as long as a wedge is created between them and their main base(the north).

Anyway, as they say: ‘when you have lemons, you make lemonade’. May be with the gullible in the Uganda media center, it’s time for president Museveni to make ‘gulliblenade’ out of them. Ms.Lydia Nabusayi is a member of the Ugandans At Heart(UAH) forum but it is only Pamera Atukunda and Ms.Phionah Kesasi that grease the engine when its needs greasing. Shame!!!!!!!!!!

Byebyo ebyange

Abbey

Tribalism Is Not a Horror Movie. It Is A Horror Reality but Superiority Is Not really Tribal

This whole ‘national language’ issue or what I supposedly said about other languages in Uganda is being twisted by some people.But let me provide you with the last possible explanation as far as this issue is concerned.

First of all, I have never said that Baganda are superior to Langis or any other tribe but the fact of the matter is that some people are clearly much smarter than others just as some are clearly stronger. Education is good but it can never make everyone equal. It is also true that the dominant culture in Uganda is that of the Baganda because they are the majority.

For instance, most men I know find the ladies from western and central Uganda kind of more beautiful than the rest but, to have a superior mind, to have a superior body, is not to possess also a superior humanity. So, this would not make these ladies more superior than others in Uganda unless if they do something extraordinary.

This superiority has got nothing to do with the tribe but there are other factors that can probably explain it, though I don’t wanna go into all that, but such factors are the reasons why the Baganda and westerners attract more of people’s intention now than any other tribe in the country.

You see superiority is explained by a lot of things. Let me give you an example outside Uganda because it will make this a bit easier for me( as i don’t want you to drag me into some tribal contests anymore). Then you will find a way to relate it to the Uganda context without necessarily abusing me, as some of you often do. Forbes’ list of the wealthiest people includes 117 people who each inherited more than 500 million dollars. Now we know what being “superior” means. It means being lucky enough to have picked the right parents. There’s the “meritocracy” at work. We all get to run in a race against someone who has been given permission to start the race one millimetre from the finish line – now, given those odds, go out and compete, and God be with you.

The Marxist “classless” world wants everyone to be equal and ignores the fact that we shall never be equal.

Let me also address a statement I probably made and which some of you have quoted on our debates on UAH forum while attributing it to me: “Here in the UK, the only sure way you can get to know whether someone is a Ugandan is when you hear them speaking Luganda”.

The above opinion isn’t just mine; it is the opinion of just about anyone who ever tried to be part of any group in diaspora. For instance, try to speak to Ugandans that attend parties, conferences, weddings,……. in both UK and USA, they will tell you that the most common medium of communication on such events is Luganda. Forget about the speeches some people make in English but the real language of interaction during such events is Luganda, my friend. Because some of you have confessed that you don’t know how to speak Luganda, I think it becomes difficult for you to know whether people around you are speaking it or not. At the end of the day, those Ugandans around you have recognized your problem and that is why they speak with you in either English or some other language you understand (if you know any).

If they’re using a language which is syntactically different from Standard Luganda or English, then, the theory goes, the people that have met on such an occasion are mainly from the same tribe. For example, I have been on parties here in the UK that are dominated by Banyarwanda, and the main language of interaction there is Lunyarwanda. I never complain at all though i rarely dance in circles with hands swinging around, as they do.

Theorizing in that context does not mean that I undermine other tribes or their languages because I have always judged people for who they are, not what tribe they are, but it means that there is a language other than English that is more popular among Ugandans abroad and home.

One thing for sure: some of you seem to love the English language than any language in Africa which is a bit absurd. It starts, in part, from your failure to recognize that these debates are issues of national importance to pan-Africans not some ‘Malwa’ talk. You also fail to recognize that Uganda is a very special place such that we should learn to recognize our own uniqueness; not meekly fall prey to playing ethnic sock-puppet games for the rest of the tribalists!

Most of all, we for sure should stop attacking each other over an issue that makes sense to anyone who wants to see it as sensible. Honestly, why would anyone hate Luganda as a national language unless if they have got some issues against the Baganda? But the big question is: why would anyone let such small talk get in the way of the big picture. The big picture here is to find a native language that will define us as Ugandans.

Yes, i recognize that we all have differences in skin color, different shades, different tribes, and cultures but this should have no bearing on our decision to deciding a national language.

Thank you

Abbey.K.Semuwemba

Gen. Kayihura:Investigate harassment of Muslims in Uganda further

General Kayihura,

The use of torture as a tool of interrogation has featured prominently in escalating human rights violation reports by Ugandan security and military forces since 2001. It has been reported that Official and ad hoc military, security and intelligence agencies of the Ugandan government have illegally detained and tortured suspects, seeking to force confessions of some sort. What I would like some sort of clarification on is: why is the ADF attributed to Muslims only yet it is a coalition formed from a variety of anti-museveni organizations. I’m so much disturbed that as a Muslim, I can easily be targeted by a government basically because of my religion yet, like many, I’m absolutely innocent. We really need some sort of clarification from the government.

There is undeniably a feeling among the Muslim community that this government can easily plant evidence against, or eliminate those viewed to be criticizing it, by linking them to ADF. ADF has become a good excuse to get them out of the way but what is this ADF? Till now, i had never really thought about doing research on this rebel outfit.

Unfortunately, some Muslim individuals in Uganda have also allowed themselves to be used by the government by pointing fingers at fellow ’innocent’ Muslims because of the factionalism in the Muslim community at the moment. For instance, some reports in the media indicated that the government wanted Dr.Ssengendo out of the IUIU basically because some reports had linked him to ADF and JEEMA. How many Muslims are likely to fall victim of such conspiracies, I guess we will never know, will we? The president’s statement that Sheikh Sentamu deserved to die because he had one leg in the ADF was also disturbing.

What is ADF?

It is alleged that the ADF (Allied Democratic Forces) was created in 1996 in Zaire by fusing elements of ADM (Allied democratic Movement) , NALU (National Army for the Liberation of Uganda) and UMLA (Uganda Muslim Liberation Army) to fight the Museveni regime. ADM was a Baganda ant-Museveni guerrilla movement created in 1996. ADM, NALU and UMLA reportedly met in London in January 1995 which led to the creation of an umbrella organization called ADF.

What is NALU?

NALU was an inheritor of the long standing Rwenzururu guerrilla movement formed by the Bakonjo tribe of western Uganda which had been fighting the government of Uganda, not necessarily Museveni’s, since 1950s to demand its regional independence from Bunyoro kingdom. They launched a guerrilla war against the British in 1950s because they did not want to be part of the Tooro Kingdom which had also earlier broken away from the great Bunyoro Kitara. I guess Mr.Mirima Henry Ford; will have to find a way of ‘’fighting’’ them before he puts all his energies against the Buganda kingdom which also broke away from Bunyoro-Kitara.

When Obote rigged the 1980 elections and became the president of Uganda again, he signed an armistice with the Rwenzururu in 1982, and Amon Bazira , a UPC guy and Obote man, was very instrumental in these talks. NALU started fighting the Museveni government in 1988 before it made alliances to become part of ADF. Bazira approached Kenya’s Moi and Zaire’s Mobutu in 1988 seeking for their support which they gave him because both did not trust Museveni at the time. Bazira was unfortunately shot dead in 1992 by reportedly Uganda agents on a street in Nairobi. That was the end of Bazira and his rebel activities. But then again, the Uganda government has always publicly maintained that they don’t do political assassinations. Who is me to argue, after all, I’m still breathing, aren’t i?

Well, I hate long stories, so let’ cut this one short. Mobutu and Museveni never saw eye to eye from the start. So, he found a way of pushing him out (Mobutu) before he ( Museveni) is pushed. He got into contact with some tribes on the other side of the Virunga Mountains, across from Kasese, who never justifiably liked Mobutu at all. These tribes had already formed a rebel movement under the leadership of Joseph Marandura’s son, which they called PLC. They used to steal goats and chickens along Uganda border villages but that was as far as they went. By 1994, Museveni had made up his mind to overthrow Mobutu’s government and the Uganda ESO was already helping PLC. Mr.Kahinda Otafiire( who is now a justice minister, I think) , named Andre Kisase Ngandu as Uganda’s contact in PLC, with the sole aim of transforming this rebel tagged organisation into a serious armed group. Dr.Crispus Kiyonga tried to do a failed Public relations job as he denied that the Uganda government was supporting PLA, but of course it was not true, like they did the same when Fred Rwigyema and others invaded Habyarimana’s government in 1994.

What is UMLA?

UMLA, on the other hand, was an anti-Museveni guerrilla group reportedly created in 1996 to fight the NRM government at the height of Sheikh Jamilu Mukulu’s popularity. Jamiru used to call president Museveni a ‘Kufir’ in public which I kind of disagree with (because I believe that it is not the best way to lure people into Islam), but he had reportedly not joined ADF then. This group accused Museveni of having killed Muslims in 1979 at Nyamitaga, near Mbarara and later in 1983 at Butambara. The group was dominated by Baganda Muslims but let us remember that prince Badru Kakungulu and a few other Baganda Muslim personalities were very instrumental in providing Museveni the financial support he needed while fighting Obote’s dictatorship in 1979-86.

What about the ADM guys?

Yes, both ADM and UMLA were led by Baganda but it is wrong to generalise them to the Muslim population in Uganda. ADM was reportedly led by Sentamu Kayiira and their objective of fighting was to introduce multi part politics in Uganda( I guess UPC and DP were also in it as for them used the courts to fight for the same. So let’s go and arrest them all); stop Museveni’s nepotism of giving all the juicy jobs to westerners; and restabilising better relations with Uganda’s neighbouring states.

ADM used to reportedly recruit mostly Christians in Buganda while UMLA used to allegedly recruit both Muslims and non-Muslims. According to some interviews seen in newspapers, it seems most recruits had been promised money to fight- something that shows that this was more of a foreign sponsored venture that had nothing to do with religion or Islam. No Muslim is required to be paid to fight for an Islamic cause.

Secondly, apart from the reported UMLA attacks in Buseruka, we never read any more reports in newspapers that showed that these organisations were capable of defeating the mighty UPDF. Yes, it is reported that Sudan tried to help them too as he did with the LRA but they were ill trained and disorganized to make any impact in the long term.

Jamiru Mukulu

What Jamiru Mukulu reportedly joined was a sect called the ‘’Tablighi Jamaat ‘’ that was originally from India. This group was started in 1950s to spread Islam worldwide which is OK by all standards. They started cooperating with UMYA, around 1980s, in Uganda for the same purpose,i.e. to spread Islam in Uganda. Their occupation of the Old Kampala mosque in 1991 which led to the death of some police officers- raised some eyebrows in the government. Government started investigating them and I hear they found that the sect had international connections. It was alleged that the Tabliqs attempted to assassinate Sheikh Sulaiman Kaketo in 1996 because he has publicly denounced them. It was around the same time that Jamiru Mukulu left the country because he did not want to be arrested and up to now, nobody knows where he is. Up to now, I don’t know how Jamiru Mukulu looks like; how he came to be the supposed leader of ADF; how he escaped from the country; where he lives; and most importantly how this has got anything to do with our fellow Muslims in and outside Uganda.

Please, we request the government to give the Muslim community in Uganda a breather; and help them unite instead of further dividing them. Yes, every time a rebel group is linked to a certain community; it germinates seeds of more divisions and mistrust in that community. It especially becomes more disturbing when one reads newspapers and see only fellow Muslims being arrested and linked to ADF. We hope that this kind of silent ‘injustice’ will stop. We also hope that the murder of Sheikh Sentamu and the recently murdered Hajji Abubakar will be properly investigated and the Muslim community will be given assurances that the government is not targeting them in any way. Those Muslims that have been arrested and linked to rebel activities should be presented in courts of law (not military courts), and let justice prevail. We all wish to live in peace and in harmony with everybody in the country.

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

Buganda nationalism is an opportunity to ‘erase’ the many tribal outfits in the country

Dear my Banyoro friends,

Are you really sure that Buruli and Bunyala are independent of Buganda kingdom because, as far as I know, the Baganda and Luganda still dominate these territories, and its likely to remain so for a long time. Please, let us not divide our country more that is already divided. There are less Banyara and Baruli in the so called territories than other tribes. So, if you want to advocate for a referendum, please go ahead and see who loses out.

I’m so astonished that the discussions that raise our emotions are mainly centred on our tribal outfits. May be, most of you are not interested in the project Uganda anymore. Why don’t we hold a referendum on that before we start fighting for territories, anyway?

My conclusion in some of your arguments is that you hate the project called Uganda. If you don’t, then you don’t see that project as sustainable, a reason why you are fighting to get Bunyoro ‘kingdom’ a big share before Uganda breaks up. Honestly, if you did not hate ‘Uganda’, you would not mind Uganda being built around the characteristics of the dominant tribe (the Baganda) and their culture because this itself minimizes the future cultural divisions in the country, thus strengthening the Uganda project.For instance, because of tribal led decisions, Obote failed to build Uganda around Buagnda between 1962-71 and 1980-85, yet he had all the means to do so. Museveni has also been a victim of the same policies such that i hear he is even compiling a Runyankole dictionary- which he intends to help publish before he leaves power, though there is already one in book stores.

Critically thinking, Buganda nationalism should not be looked at as a dangerous force that could break up the country but it should be looked at as something that could ultimately erase the many more tribal outfits in the country.People should not look at those Baganda who love their Kabaka wholeheartedly as a threat to the continued existence of Uganda. All these tribal outfits could easily be more skilfully integrated and assimilated, which will defuse tribalism in the country in the long term. Our concern as elites should be about keeping the country together but I’m surprised that most of you are driven by your personal feelings against the Baganda.

Yes, the absurdity and immorality of this strategy are obvious,e.g. other tribes will feel like they are being less empowered culturally than the Baganda, and that it is immoral to advocate for erosion of some cultures in the country, but hey, the alternatives in place will keep us fighting each other on several fronts.If Obote had followed this strategy , I’m sure Luganda will be a national language by now; we would not be fighting as much as we are doing now, e.t.c. Instead, he decided to stuff things up with his tribalism, which would have worked if the Langis and Acholis were probably the majority in Uganda, but they are not.

What some of you are advocating for is dangerous in the long term because you want to build a Uganda defined by borders within. I have been told that you are a Munyoro but you reside in Buganda peacefully, speak Luagnda fluently and I believe you have never been discriminated against by Baganda, but your messages against Baganda make a guy like me kind of fear even to buy land in Bunyoro- because I fear I will be discriminated against due to my tribe.

Lots of people have been killed because of these so called borders. For instance, the USA has killed thousands of Mexicans at the border, through shooting, beatings, death by thirst, exposure to the elements, rape by brutal border law enforcement is not uncommon. Just because Mexico is not welcoming to US immigrants doesn’t make what the USA does to people is correct. Apparently, some politicians in Washington feel that they are benefiting from Mexican immigrants such that it’s time to open up borders to them. Mexicans have shagged USA women and there is some kind of integration already going on. So, what is the purpose of continued discrimination of Mexicans? I think Obama is slowly addressing this issue with his recent public proposals to allow Mexican immigrants to legally work in the USA.

Similarly, Let’s find a way to build a Uganda without nation borders within and the best way is to do so around the dominant tribe in Uganda because it is easy that way. I’m not proposing this because I’m a Muganda but I’m looking at the big picture here. Baganda are already marrying Banyankole; northerners are marrying Basoga; everybody is marrying everybody, but we need to find a common cultural aspect to keep this integration momentum going.

So, please stop looking at Buganda nationalism as a dangerous thing but instead look at it as an opportunity to build a future border-less Uganda. You cannot do that around the minority, as simple as that, and you are not going to undo all the effects of colonialism through your so called proposals. Just think about it if you really love the Uganda project to succeed.

Nze bwendaba

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

NRM Is The Most Unethical Administration In the History of Uganda

Friends,
Some of you sound disappointed when Ugandans never chip in on the debates about:”forms of electoral malpractice and correcting the accompanying processes”, but i think this is to do with the fact that we have got the most unethical government in power such that whatever we propose, it will be a wastage of time. In any case, the government knows what they need to do to make elections free and fair but they are not willing to do it. Basically, they are not bothered as long as they retain power.

The more we know about president Museveni, the more it is obvious he was really a bad deal for us from the start. The scandals that have dominated his leadership for the last 26 years shows that there is an absolute abuse of Presidential power at the highest levels. Iddil Amin was a mediocre at best President but a lot of Ugandans are probably appreciating him now more than President Museveni despite his weak points. I know of few, if any, historians who rank him as great!

Museveni’s clinging to power(using all means necessary) have not only paralyzed him as a leader, but have also created a great schism in this nation. Now, I see a nation where a few people support Museveni’s job, and the majority frustrated ones wondering why the public isn’t getting mad, and why they can’t dent M7. It’s really rather amusing to observe. When the W2Work started, i guess a lot of people on this forum thought: ”this is it”, but i knew it wasn’t gonna bring him down. Yes, some people made political capital out of it but that is where it ended.

Good leaders know how to build bridges between disparate constituencies. To me, Mao, is one of those leaders that have learned on the job to do this despite various unconfirmed sources that he is an agent of NRM & Preident Museveni in opposition. His statement on the ‘Ugandans at Heart’ forum that he was gonna learn how to eat ‘amalewa’ because he is soon visiting Mbale’s Nandara Mafabi to mend fences over the fall out in East Africa General Assembly elections, spoke volumes. That is why i think the DPs should give him a chance to rebuild their party. Museveni, on the other hand, is a typical male who likes to display male rhetoric full of male hormones, as in like:’ndi musajja nyo, oyo Besigye namuwangula’. Now, if you are Besigye, how would you feel about this – very well knowing that the man cheated you in 2001, 2006 and 2011, and he is chest thumping about it.

And Museveni’s hatred of his domestic opponents has led him to create the secret “plumbers” and to corrupt the ISO, the CMI,the UPDF and the police – such that wherever one runs to after being unfairly treated by the system, they would lose to the president. Judging from what I sometimes hear on the radio and TV and see in the papers, I must be among the few Ugandans alive outside Uganda who don’t think that elections will ever take Museveni and NRM out of power. So, even discussing ways of stopping the rigging is a headache to me, to be honest.

Museveni controls everything in Uganda. If he was a media company, i would equate him to CNN in USA. CNN owners create wars, confusion, scandals,………… to get something on their TV. The choppers are owned by Ted Turner and he uses them to foment discord somewhere once his news teams are in place. Thus, he insures CNN of yet another Emmy/Pulitzer prize for covering the latest “breaking news.” Similarly, in Uganda, Museveni is capable of creating infighting both in NRM and other parties, and he would later come in as a peacemaker. Uganda is basically Museveni’s personal Island, if you know what i mean.

One of the most enjoyable things about being over 30 years old is watching the younger generations make the same dumb mistakes, the same stupid assumptions,buy the same political scams and fall for the same societal gimmicks and not having a clue as to what is really going on. The fun is seeing that look on their faces, when the truth finally hits them. For example, i used to tell my young brother not to waste time on girls when he was in secondary school but he never listened to me, but he didn’t know i was talking from experience.So, he missed out on a good course at university yet he is a brilliant guy because his head was always between the legs.

Museveni became a president when i was arguably a kid and i kind of supported him, but i have come to learn that i was really a real kid/naive. I should never have had hopes in the guy in the first place. As a result, I have learnt not to have hope in anyone especially if im not in position to influence that person directly myself. It appears no matter who gets in power, there ends up being some individual who will then think he does have a govern program to cure some natural process, or some operation, to make the life of others extremely unbearable.

It appears that our greatest enemy at this point in time and history seems to be a psychological phenomenon known as “cognitive dissonance”. Recognizing this, I now struggle to see some means of overcoming it, with great frustration and no real answers. Although I’m sure you are familiar with it, I offer you some information on this disease below.

Cognitive dissonance is a psychological phenomenon which refers to the discomfort felt at a discrepancy between what you already know or believe, and new information or interpretation. It therefore occurs when there is a need to accommodate new ideas, and it may be necessary for it to develop so that we become “open” to them. Beyond this benign if uncomfortable aspect, however, dissonance can go “over the top”, leading to two interesting side-effects for learning:

If someone is called upon to learn something which contradicts what they already think they know particularly if they are committed to that prior knowledge they are likely to resist the new learning. So, when you are a NRM supporter and someone tells you that Museveni rigged the election, evenif you know it is true, you are going to come up with all reasons under the sun, to dispel it. It is only when people admit it ,at both local and national level, that rigging is a reality, that we will come up with agreeable solutions.

Counter-intuitively, perhaps if learning something has been difficult, uncomfortable, or even humiliating enough, people are less likely to concede that the content of what has been learned is useless, pointless or valueless. To do so would be to admit that one has been “had”, or “conned”. So there is the reason the people of Uganda won’t see what is staring them in the face. Some of them are simply too ‘Musevenised’ to admit they’ve been duped, even though their survival depends on it. I have used the word ‘Musevenised’ to avoid using the word ‘stupid’ but my intentions, all the same, are honorable.

Byebyo ebyange

Abbey Semuwemba

BUGANDA NATIONALISM IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A UGANDA PROJECT???

Folks,
Multiculturalism tells us that Uganda is a collection of various cultures but with a dominant Baganda culture. Yes, there is a lot of rage against the Buganda culture or whatever it represents because of historical reasons but my appeal to people feeling like that is to find it in their hearts to forgive the past mistakes and we move on. We have a country to build and it will require the collective efforts of almost everyone.The majority of our problems at the moment are the result of not knowing what valid behavior is when you have any sort of power on this planet.

I’m not suggesting that ‘Buganda should eat up the other nation-blocs for the sake of Uganda’ but I’m suggesting that all elites in Uganda, regardless of their tribal differences, should come together and build the nation called ‘Uganda’ around the most dominant culture in Uganda. This is something already happening on its own but it may be helped if elites such as Bunyoro’s spokesperson, Mirima Henry, do look at Buganda nationalism as an opportunity to build a nation with less differences, instead of looking at it as the most dangerous thing that has ever happened to our country. The Buganda culture today, as we know it, is a stable hybrid of several cultures, and this is something that our great kings historically worked on with a lot of zeal. Bwebawambanga ekiitundu, bawambilanga ddala!!!!!

Throughout history, cultures have never coexisted without eventually mixing and destroying one another. Probably at the moment, say inter-tribal marriages are important to examine because they can be a barometer for tribal relations and cultural assimilation. I think the British foresighted this and that is why they came up with the 1962 constitution.

I’m not saying that Buganda should forcefully assimilate people into their cultures but there should be a leadership role to see that tribal differences in our country are skillfully diffused. This should be done through educating people and promoting the dominant culture and language. It’s just a theory in my head at the moment but i think it is worth investigating for those who find it interesting.

Just think about it, for more than 50 years, non-Baganda politicians and media have upheld the Buganda kingdoms’ crimes as an inescapable point of reference for them to: abolish kingdoms and federalism(1966 by Obote); tribalise the army( as was the case of Obote in 1964-71/ 80-85- when the army was dominated by both the Acholi and Langi); tribalise the public service and education ( as president Museveni has openly done), weaken the Kingdoms(as Obote did in 1964 by denying funds to Buganda kingdom or as M7 has done with numerous tricks in the book), e.t.c.

Yes, their strategies might have been intended to achieve the same results as we are after,i.e. building a strong united Uganda, but it has not worked out because they instead ended up with paternalistic tendencies towards the dominant tribe in the country. Their policies are not geared towards assimilation but to create separation.

Personally, i think separation of Ugandans, as some people propose, is more difficult to achieve and it has dire consequences compared to assimilation. The easiest way to assimilate Ugandans would be around the dominant culture in the country. So, for those who say we are going to “fight Buganda” is probably the most vaguely unattainable nation-building goal imaginable. You cannot build a Uganda without a strong Buganda culture embedded in it, as simple as that.

Bunyoro and Henry Mirima’s strategy appear appealing to non-Baganda because of their personal feelings against the Baganda, and it will probably be the one adopted by most politicians in power but it is a long shot. This fighting, for whatever reason was prophesied by Jesus in Matthew 24 as proof that we would be in the end times when these things come to pass. In Matt. 24 Jesus was answering the disciples questions in Matt. 24:3: “…………what shall be the sign of thy coming and the end of the age?” And, Jesus said that one of the signs would be…..”For nation shall rise against nation….”. The word “nation” is a Greek word “ethnois” and its where we get our word “ethnic.” Therefore, ethnic groups shall rise against other ethnic groups.

So, this is worrying for some of us who don’t want to see these things happen in our country. Whatever Jesus predicted or said, let it happen elsewhere and leave Uganda alone. But i know for sure that whatever strategies the Musevenis and Mirimas’ are coming up with, are likely to cause us problems in future.

Let me give you an example, China is comprised of more than 50 separate peoples but they have got Mandarin as their dominant language yet their history is probably worse than that of Buganda. I know Mr.Mirima has got some beef to settle with some Baganda kings but he is living in the past, and China’s emperorism history should help him get out of it. One of the Emperors of China walked around with vials of pure alcohol that he would give at whim to his own staff, which they would then have to drink instantly and which would kill them instantly. China is mostly known for its brutal Emperors, up into modern times but this has not stopped their leaders from finding ways of uniting the population behind them.

China did have a form of land-distribution for a short while, by the way: they divided the land into blocks and the blocks into 9 squares. Each family had a square and they where to tend the central square together as a tax for the Emperor. Of course that quickly became a problem because the taxation pressure was always increasing. That model never survived although it certainly is interesting. But there is a lot to learn from them and how they have got themselves out of the deep hole to where they are at the moment.

There are never gonna be nation blokes built around kingdoms in Africa. We should just forget about it and instead advocate for both federalism within Uganda, and regional blocks( e.g. the East African federation). I cannot envisage a situation where Uganda is dismantled into these small nations such that it is no more.

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba
United Kingdom

Besigye’s FDC is going through similar problems as Chelsea FC

Friends,

FDC is divided because Besigye has lost interest in the whole ‘multiparty’ project thing. Neither Nandala nor Muntu will be able to keep the party together in this transitional period unless Besigye comes on board. FDC are going through the same problems Chelsea will be going through next season.  Even the guy who won both the Champions League and FA cup has not been given the manager’s job on fullt ime. They need a new manager in FDC but I think most of the candidates are weak. How they sort it out, it’s hard to tell.

It seems Besigye has ‘unofficially’ given up on elections because he believed he should have won at least the 2011 elections considering the fact that Museveni’s numbers have been going down since 1996. As you may know, Mr. Museveni got a 75% in 1996, 69% in 2001 and 59% in 2006, but how he got the % of almost a 70% in 2011 elections, it’s anybody’s guess work.

Presidents or leaders normally get a honey moon period and pollsters usually ignore that period when measuring one’s popularity. So, it is possible president Museveni was popular between 1986 and 1996, which explains the 75% of 1996, but it is impossible in any realistic terms for him to get the % he got in 2011 elections. So, why would anybody waste any more money and energy on presidential elections when the man in power is still controlling the election itself?

I don’t know what Besigye’s plans are because, like I keep telling forumists, I have never physically met the man. I have never got any kind of communication (private or public) from him about anything. I doubt that he even knows that I exist. Oh, sorry, that is not true. He knows that I exist because he is a silent member of Ugandans At Heart (UAH. So, I would be happy if he shares his thoughts with us here on UAH one time.

I think what the current political parties should do is to work towards increasing their numbers in parliament in the post Museveni era because it will not be easy to dislodge the ‘rigging’ mechanism that has kept M7 in power – as soon he leaves the presidency(if he leaves the presidency). In Ghana in 2000, Kenya in 2002 and Malawi in 2004, ruling parties did not have large parliamentary majorities to enable incumbent leaders to amend the constitution and remove presidential term limits. So, big numbers in parliament are important. But first, they need to sort out that electoral commission as the Kenyans have sorted out theirs under Kibaki. Uganda does not have an EC that can provide free and fair presidential elections.

It’s good that church leaders have joined the few brave NRM MPs to call for the restoration of term limits. The truth is that even in NRM, they are tired of president Museveni but they don’t know how to get rid of him. They are afraid of him and his rolling eyes.

Why do you think NRM supporters, like Brother Ahmed Katerega(Newvision), are calling for the restoration of term limits but can never openly tell you that the target is ‘Nzee’ Museveni. Everybody is afraid of the guy, for some reason.  Moreover, as in Ghana in 2000 and 2008 and in Kenya in 2002, where the president has respected term limits, the incumbent regime has been voted out of power and been unable to retain the presidency. So, our hope is in the restoration of term limits and God’s plans but not elections.

Anybody who says that FDC is not having problems; he or she is in denial. Even NRM is nothing without Museveni, and he knows it. The reason why I think if he leaves now, and probably, by any chance, Besigye stands in 2016 against someone like Mbabazi, FDC have got a chance to get into power.

Museveni controls the NRM parliamentary committee, the EC and the UPDF. It is almost impossible for anyone to win an election when you stand against him. Museveni is NRM , and he has intentionally kept an unpopular Sec General at the helm of things to avoid NRM becoming stronger than himself. As one commentator said in 2009:‘You cannot claim to be a strong party when the party chairman is stronger than the party structures and operates them in his interests’. This means that Museveni’s succession will not be determined by the NRM organs but by himself. He is the one to choose a successor not NRM organs, and he knows it. NRM as a party are weak, and I think they know it.

UPC have got a good president but they cannot see it. That’s why some are fighting him. They are even in a better situation that Obote is already dead.

DP have also got a good president though i doubted his abilities at the beginning, but he has learned on the job. And i think they should keep Mao as their transitional president.

CP have got a ‘resident’ leader not a ‘president’. I no longer even know what they stand for. I know they stood for federalism in 1980 elections but that has been hijacked by Beti Kamya’s Federal Alliance. So, I really don’t know what they are about at all. I grew up as a kid respecting Abu Mayanja and Mayanja Nkanji such that I started separating the two characters as an adult.

Abbey.K.Semuwemba

Ingrid, Tevez, Torres and Suarez all score a ‘hatrick’ this month for their respective teams

Ingrid Turinawe

Ingrid Turinawe

Friends,
What a month we are having! Uganda Muslims at each other’s throats; Manchester City’s Striker, Tevez, came back and scored a hat trick; Liverpool’s Saurez scored hatrick yesterday and now Torres scoring hatrick as well. To top it all, we watched a YouTube video showing the Uganda police man who later turned out to be a ‘lady ‘ ‘squeezing ‘ FDC Ingrid Turinawe’s breasts for reasons I’m yet to know. I think this is where Kampalans say: ‘Kyaba too much’ meaning ‘it’s too much’, and I think the man upstairs is having fun.

I love Chelsea FC and few things give me joy like watching Chelsea obliterate a team; and I loved it when we broke Barcelona’s heart in the champions league Semi-final. The game had everything but most of all, I never believed that Chelsea had a chance when John Terry was given a red card. I almost called him a moron but then I remembered that I was brought up not to abuse anybody. Lionel Messi remains the best player in the world of football but he looked like a man stuck with a puzzle on a table after a cup of tea at the end of the game.

After Torres hatrick, I listened to Ray Wilkins on Sky sports TV and he said something like:’’… Apparently Fernando Torres has this incredible ability to want to go beyond defenders’’. Then I thought to myself, does this mean that Fernando is likely to get offside most times he gets the ball? But then again, I remembered something else:’’ several brain cells die each time one stay tuned listening to the ‘expert analyses!’. Ray Wilkins in a former Chelsea Assistant coach and he is expected to know a lot about football as we expect General Kayihura Kale to know a lot about security matters. The two have killed a lot of my brain cells this week. Following the torture that Ingrid Turinawe was subjected to, I reluctantly contacted General Kayihura to know his position. He was kind enough to respond to me and I quote:

‘’ We are taking disciplinary action against the officer who by the way is a female officer not a male officer. It is a woman, and we can and shall prove it to you. But that should not be misunderstood to be exoneration of the unlawful activities of Ms Ingrid Turinawe who provokes incidents in which sometimes some police officers make mistakes. It is amazing that not even an iota of outrage is expressed when police officers suffer excesses of rioters and their organizers and sponsors, the last one being the stoning to death of Ariong by rioters when he was carrying out his duty. I have not seen any expression of sympathy to the widow and his children the way you sympathize with Ingrid and her family for a lesser outrage. Remember the other was murder! Police also deserves balanced criticism which we rarely get……..’’

This is an interesting point of view from the General, but how about the point of view of the harassment of people by police officers? We aren’t talking about the rights of the woman here, because those are well established, except when anti-life legislation police officers would take them away. Secondly, the ‘point of view’ of the sex of the police officer concerned is hardly difficult to determine. The voice, muscles or breasts alone cannot prove anything. Even Ingrid, we know that she is a woman because she tells us so and because she is married to a ‘straight’ man, but if she wasn’t married to a man, we would not have known that she’s a woman. Right? So, I’m really wondering how General Kayihura is going to get us believe that it was a woman that sexually harassed and tortured Ingrid. Yes, it was torture as it inflicts “severe physical or mental pain or suffering” to the person. Ingrid is seen in the video with a facial expression of a lady clearly in pain but the police man/woman in question just kept ‘squeezing’ her breasts. It is implausible to believe that s/he didn’t mean to inflict as much damage as possible if given a chance, regardless of General Kayihura’s testimony in this matter. I think we need to redefine “pressure points” and when it is necessary to use them on someone driving on a street, as Ingrid was in the video.

Women have a 'breast day' protesting against police's response to Ingrid

Women have a 'breast day' protesting against police's response to Ingrid

What the Uganda police clearly demonstrated in that video was that they don’t give a damn about the community where they are doing their policing from. How could anybody allow such a horrible thing to be recorded and attributed to a community police officer, and then later come out to defend it? I can’t defend that, can you? This was someone’s wife, sister or daughter, and it could happen to any of our relatives. It is just sickly!

I don’t know why some people are saying that Ingrid’s breasts would require ‘ofwono-sized’ hands for someone to touch them properly. They are basically trying to belittle such a beautiful lady. For a 40 year plus old woman, she looks pretty good to me. Lot better than the muscular young police ‘’woman’’ whose muscular hands are seen in the video ‘squeezing’ Ingrid’s breasts. Whew!

That police man-woman should be sacked from her job, and in case she tries to apply for her next one, she should be subjected to an oral examination on her job interview. S/he should get quizzed on her nipple ‘squeezing’ abilities. Breasts are there to be sucked and pinched a little bit in romantic circumstances but not squeezed.

With due respect to my NRM friends; their views on this issue are mind-boggling! What some of them have written so far about this issue portrays the police as an organisation that follows a certain ‘torture memo’,i.e. there is a law that allows them to kill us, and also use ‘pressure points’ on our body to get us to do whatever they want. I suppose they could view it that way if they wanted to. Of course, they could view it the way I see it as well. But they would be in an extreme minority of experts if that is their view. That said, I’m happy that PM, Amama Mbabazi uncharacteristically came out to apologize for the police behavior in this incident. He beat General Kayihura to it. I think it is now justifiable to say that Ingrid has followed the rest in scoring a hatrick because a lot of people were disturbed by what happened to her.

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

M7, the executioner, is now prepared to walk Uganda down the last mile, the green mile, to its execution

In response to a pressure group called the Activists for change (A4C) founded by the opposition in Uganda after the 2011 elections, the government of Uganda has officially banned its activities indefinitely. I was among the people so confused about the sole objective of this organization till when I recently read an anonymous message a few days ago on my blog , presumably from one of the leaders of the A4C, that stated in one of the paragraphs:’ “Museveni must go and this time we shall not use guns, but people power. The government propagandists keep referring to the next elections of 2016, that we should instead plan to defeat Museveni in 2016. This is a joke. The Museveni regime will be overthrown this year (2012), a transitional government will be set up and a truly democratic election will follow”.

‘The press fears to report this message this clearly for fear of economic consequences. But no one attends an A4C rally or town hall meeting leaves with any doubt what the end game is. The removal of the fraudulently installed Museveni government from power, by the (protest) power of the people.’

After reading this message, I thought to myself: ‘how is the government going to deal with A4C if they are determined as they are saying to use people power to get Museveni’s government out?’ The protests have been going for a year now and that is extra ordinary in the history of Uganda but my worry came when the government through its Attorney General (AG) Peter Nyombi on Wednesday declared A4C an “unlawful society”.

The truth is that the existence of the A4C is not in the way about breaking the law or doing anything illegal as any Ugandan has got a right to protest against anything. I believe the law in Uganda does not ban peaceful protests, as they are allowed under the constitution. If this was not the case, I believe the group would have been banned ages ago. What “freedom to peaceably assemble” means is that you can assemble as a group and discuss things, and the government can’t shut you down, somewhere where you don’t infringe upon others. From the few YouTube videos I have watched so far, it looks like the police are the ones that spark up all this ‘kavuyo’( trouble) whenever some people are marching or assembling or protesting somewhere. I believe that poor policeman would not have died if the police had not interfered with the people walking alongside Dr.Besigye and Erias Lukwago.

John hated the bad guys in the Green Mile.So, M7 wouldn't be in his good books

John hated the bad guys in the Green Mile.So, M7 wouldn't be in his good books

What the AG has summarily done is to give A4C free publicity which will recruit more people for their cause. The government decision is also likely to drive some protestors underground to form secret organizations against the government, a situation that could have been avoided if common sense had been allowed to prevail. As they say:’ when a bad person uses a gun for an evil end, the media concentrates on the event, and stays on the story. On the flip side, when a gun is used by a good person for a noble end, it might merit a onetime mention in the local press.

Basically, banning protests or groups such as A4C is not what most people want to see happen in this country. What we need is free and fair elections, proper democracy, free society, no corruption, e.t.c. So the mere fact that the A4C has managed to live for a year should be a reality check for the government that not everything is a bed of roses. NRM as a party is now an intellectually dishonest organization, and this is not good for the country because they are in power. The leading option here would be for president Museveni to form a coalition government with the opposition and then organize fresh presidential elections.

If president Museveni refuses to give in to the protests, then I will start believing what most people have been telling us that he is a bad person. From what I watched from the film called’ ‘The Green Mile’, directed by Frank Darabont and adapted by him from the 1996 Stephen King novel of the same name, all the bad people there had a bad ending. The film tells the story of Paul’s life as a death row corrections officer during the Great Depression in the United States, and the supernatural events he witnessed in prison.

Actually I have a problem with the term ‘bad person’ despite its numerous usage in that film, because it’s far too general. It’s easy to take the term ‘bad person’ and use it to justify one’s own inaction on the suffering of others. Like the whole idea that only ‘bad people’ need to protest as the government is portraying the A4C, or that AIDS is a judgment from God. That’s why this kind of stuff gets tricky if you really want to be fair about it.

Some people say that Museveni is worse than Obote but I’m likely to give him a benefit of doubt and see if he will listen to the cries of the protestors or he will just keep torturing, killing or imprisoning them. Killing or torturing people lives permanent mental scars from that horrible time period. Leaders should not think that people are the enemy. The logic is clear: the people they lead want to have a good, free and stable country.If they don’t get it, they will do something about it.

I want to personally thank Dr.Besigye for taking up the banner of freedom at a time when he ought to be able to enjoy a retirement in freedom and liberty- considering that he already fought for it in the bushes of Luwero against Obote dictatorship. Whoever will become the next FDC president will do no less than he has done, because our very system of government and our essential freedoms and liberties are in serious jeopardy?

Like they say in the ‘Green Mile’, it looks like Museveni, the executioner, is now prepared to walk Uganda down the last mile, the green mile, to its execution. “May God have mercy on Uganda’s soul,………roll on two.”

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

German’s Bismarck Vs Buganda’s J.B.Walusimbi

Folks,

While I appreciate the positives that have been done by the Katikiro of Buganda,J.B Walusimbi, to the extent that the speaker of Bunyoro Kingdom, Henry Ford Mirima, compared him to Germany’s Bismarck, i feel some things need pointing out.

Nonetheless, the only reason I see why Mr.Mirima compared J.B to Bismarck was because Bismarck didn’t want colonies yet Mr.Mirima and some Banyoro see Buganda as an agent of colonialism. But like I keep saying, Bunyoro is hiding some hidden agenda by hiding behind the unrealistic decolonization of Uganda. Then again, I cannot see how J.B Walusimbi will ever end up like Bismarck under the current circumstances.

Otto Von Bismark said that it was reprehensible for a great power to get involved in any kind of a conflict in which its own interests were not involved. On the other hand, the Banyoro supporters of J.B (including the speaker of Bunyoro kingdom) just keep interfering in the interests of Buganda kingdom. They were at one time working with president Museveni to weaken the Buganda kingdom till he disappointed them over oil agreements/ shares. Now Mr.Mirima is accusing president Museveni of ‘eating’ over £700m that was allegedly given to them by the queen of England as compensation for colonial errors, something which General Salim Saleh has called a lie on Ugandan At Heart(UAH) Forum. General Saleh also mentioned that the 50- year- Bahima- master- plan meeting never took place as it has been said by some people and he acknowledged that NRM has committed some mistakes in the 26 years they have so far been in power.

Bismarck made superficial concessions to pacify republicans in order to unify the Germans and consolidate the power of the monarchy in that time. On the other hand, J.B Walusimbi has done less to unify the Baganda and consolidate the Buganda monarchy within Uganda.Baganda are more divided now than they were under former Katikiros: Abebitibwa Ssemogerere and Muliika.

Under Bismarck, people were poor. Then Bismarck introduced the minimum wage laws (accompanied by social security in 1889) and Germany turned rich. On the other hand, J.B. Walusimbi has introduced some programmes on a paper such as: the establishment of a Buganda commercial Bank, building public libraries in all Buganda cities, e.t.c, but without any means to fund them. J.B should be fighting for federalism using almost all the resources at his exposure as this is the definite way he will fund all the economic programs he has put on paper. Most Baganda in the rural areas are very poor and are only eying the central government for rescue. Even programs like BUCADEF are not helping a lot of people and are doomed to fail.

Bismarck recognized that Germany was inherently insecure because it was too big to be satisfied, but too small to dominate.On the other hand, J.B did not recognize that taking Kampala away from Buganda will make it too weak.The Kampala Bill that led to the creation of the post of the Executive Director and a ceremonial mayor were basically targeting both the Democratic Party(DP) and Buganda kingdom. A small Buganda kingdom whose borders are being redrawn everyday will end up being ‘nothing’ as in nothing but Mirima’s future ‘Bismarck’ has not probably seen this yet. He is not talking about it so much but instead wants us to cooperate with the people creating more ”kingdoms” within Buganda.

Bismark was very careful about avoiding things like two-front wars or getting involved in the Balkans. Bismark was shrewd and cynical, but also had an excellent understanding of what was achievable and what wasn’t. On the other hand, Mirima’s ”Bismarck”,J.B, is neither fighting the central government to get what he wants or arch enemies like Bunyoro who keep poking their noses where they are not needed. J.B would make a great leader of some old party in Uganda whose leaders were always afraid of open ‘wars’.

I must say that Bunyoro should try as much as possible to work with Buganda to achieve certain things within Uganda instead of supporting certain ‘Bismarcks’ for reasons best known to themselves.Bunyoro should stop encouraging the Baluli and Banyara to break away from Buganda kingdom. Bunyoro should be working with everybody who is fighting for federalism and democracy in Uganda. There is no need for Bunyoro to keep fighting Buganda yet we are originally the same people. Buganda was once part of Bunyoro Kitala kingdom. Kabalega was a great leader but his successors seem not be as competent as he was yet they like talking about Bismarck whose successors (people like Caprivi and Holstein) were competent.

Byebyo ebyange

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba
United Kingdom

Impeaching President Museveni is good for the future Democracy of Uganda

Folks,
Impeachment is not political suicide as some people make it sound. It actually helps the people involved to get some political capital out of it. We know that impeachment in a third world is wastage of time but it elevates the status of whoever is involved nationally and internationally. Already, some international media houses are reporting the attempts by some MPs to impeach president Museveni, and any form of publicity for a politician is better than nothing.

President Museveni, on the other hand, has been made to look like a ‘pharaoh’ in his own state as MPs start an impeachment process on him as president. He knows that he has got the numbers in parliament and he will wither the storm built around it, but he is surely uncomfortable with the whole thing.

If Uganda was a proper democracy, Museveni would have been impeached ages ago, but it is not. We are just learning our ropes, but I welcome the whole exercise and it should be encouraged. It is better than those who pick up arms to fight the president.

Apart from when in April 2009, Ken Lukyamuzi and CP suggested that the president get impeached following the re-appointment of Justice Faith Mwondha as the Inspector General of Government without the approval of Parliament, we have never seen parliament attempting to threaten president Museveni yet he has several times used his office wrongly. His removal through impeachment, even if it will not be successful, should be encouraged.

Seeking to impeach a politician is perfectly legal. It is a statement that the President has done wrong. That is why Impeachment is written into the Constitution .Impeachment itself is not a criminal procedure as in most cases the president is acquitted but being found not guilty doesn’t mean that you are innocent. He is just considered innocent in the eyes of the law and NRMs. Not that this doctrine has any bearing on impeachment which is a political process.

We agree that under clause 4 of article 98 of our constitution that the President cannot be prosecuted for a criminal offence or sued in a civil action in any court. The sole exception being only the case of the Presidential Election Petition but an aggrieved party in any other civil or criminal matter will have to wait until the end of his term of office. The same constitution says the president, vice-president and all civil officers are subject to impeachment, and we shopuld encourage this one. It will keep them on their toes. Museveni will surely survive but what about others?

Bribery and treason are among the least ambiguous reasons meriting impeachment, but the ocean of wrongdoing encompassed by the Constitution’s stipulation of “high crimes and misdemeanours” is vast. President Museveni has turned state house into ‘National Theatre and he surely deserves to go one way or the other.

At the end of this process, Ugandans at least will know that they can remove a president from office by using their parliament instead of thinking of fighting wars in bushes.

Impeachment is about removing from office an Executive who has abused his executive power, who has used his place, position and authority to subvert the functioning, practice and excise of constitutionally guaranteed rights. For instance, the constitution does not give the president the right to give a directive that the police should investigate a certain politician as we witnessed with Besigye in 2010 over some comments he made against the president. This is the work of the IGG not the president. As an advocate for future democracy in Uganda, i wholeheartdely support the impeachment, and i think you should too.

Like I said, impeachment is a political process and it somehow hurts any leader in power one way or the other both in the short and long term. It is a sign that a certain section of people are dissatisfied with what you are doing and want you out.

Trust me, president Museveni would not like a vote on him to take place in that parliament and his people are secretly working around the clock to make sure that this impeachment only stops with words from vocal MPs. His PR people are also working around the clock to make sure that the media houses in Uganda don’t make a meal out of it. It is not an issue they want to be given too much publicity. So, you won’t see a lot of articles about this published in the main newspapers in Uganda.

In USA, the first official impeached was Senator William Blount of Tennessee for a plot to help the British seize Louisiana and Florida from Spain in 1797. Judge John Pickering of New Hampshire was the first impeached official actually convicted. He was found guilty of drunkenness and unlawful rulings, on March 12, 1804, and was believed to have been insane. Three presidents were seriously threatened with impeachment. The first, Andrew Johnson, escaped conviction in the Senate, and hence removal from office, by a single vote. The second, Richard Nixon, aborted the process by resigning. Nevertheless, that resignation was forced by the looming spectre of impeachment. The third one was William J. Clinton, the forty Second who was impeached but also survived the senate vote.

NRM MPs don’t need to save the president in parliament if they feel that he has done wrong. For instance, Clinton was impeached on two counts, grand jury perjury and obstruction of justice, with the votes split along party lines. The perjury charge failed by a vote of 55–45, with 10 Republicans voting against impeachment along with all 45 Democrats. The obstruction of justice vote was 50–50, with 5 Republicans breaking ranks to vote against impeachment.

Similarly, I pray that some NRM MPs just do the right thing here even if president Museveni is the party chairman. I really hope they do. For once, I want to see the parliament shake the executive but I guess I’m just day dreaming. This is Uganda where parliament is actually owned by the executive. They control it by ‘remote control’, but impeachment is a good thing for future democracy.

Abbey Semuwemba

You are a ‘Ugandan’ not ‘Bugandan’ or ‘Busogan’ or ‘Bunyoran’ by Nationality

Folks,

Yes, Buganda, Bunyoro, Toro and Ankole used to be nations but not anymore. All the kingdoms are now  part of a country called Uganda. So, one cannot officially be a Muganda or Musoga or Mutoro or Munyori by nationality. I think some of you need to join FDC soon because you may find their motto of ‘One people One Uganda’ very useful.

I love my Kabaka and everything called Buganda but there are things we have got to draw a line under if we are to find a way forward. Some of my Baganda friends may misinterpret this standing as anti-Kabaka but they are absolutely wrong. I have got no reason to appease any non-Muganda against Buganda. Kabaka Mutebi is my Kabaka and I wish he is given what he wants to help his people.

Yes, I understand why some people are finding it difficult to accept that president Museveni has done a number on Baganda . He has systematically weakened the Kingdom to the extent that our only option now is to fight for a federal system of governance despite the fact that he hates it too. Buganda kingdom has got all the mechanisms in place to embrace federalism unlike other parts of the country. If you remember, I one time wrote an article here showing that ‘Buganda is already a quasi state within a state

 
The kingdom has got all the structures in place to govern itself and I think that scares some people in the government, but this does not make Buganda a ‘state’ or ‘nation’ as some people are saying. The nations in the world are known because there are composed of permanent states. With one exception, the Vatican, the rest of the nations are formed by trans-generational communities. So, Buganda was once a nation with various tribes in it but this ceased in 1900 if my history serves me right. In 1960s, we fully became a nation called Uganda and I can’t foresee that arrangement being put in the bin soon.

Under the new world order, each person inherently belongs to a specific nation, and no-one can validly claim not to belong to any nation. So, most of the members of UAH belong to a nation called Uganda not Buganda. Our nationality is Ugandan, and that is what we fill in on our passport application forms.

Under the new world order, nations are usually not abolished, singly or collectively. No process which terminates the existence of any nation is legitimate. Nobody can abolish a nation called Uganda but people with power in Uganda can abolish any centres of power in the country, and this includes kingdoms (as Obote did in 1966).The world order of nation states shall never be terminated.

Yes, another nation may develop from an existing nation as it happened in Sudan( south and Northern Sudan) or Ethiopia and Eritrea, but there are less chances of this happening in Uganda at the moment because the Buganda kingdom has been ‘de-bugandalised’ with constant inflow and settlement of other tribes from other parts of the country. The present government has been one of the engines of this process and I cannot see this being reversed in anyway by any other government.

Conversely, all nation states claim that other groups do not possess that specific right to the territory in question. For instance, Irish nationalists believe that the ‘Irish people’ have a superior right to the island of Ireland, and that the Paraguayan people do not possess this right.  They believe that individual Irishmen and Irish women are the bearers of this collective right, and that these individuals cannot be denied the right to reside in Ireland. But the difference with Buganda/Uganda is that Ireland has no indigenous ethnic minorities. So the definition of the nation is relatively simple.

Yes, historically Buganda was such a great kingdom and I think some people are still holding on that dream. For instance, Michael Twaddle, for instance, once described the Baganda as the ‘Chinese of Africa’ because of their historical modern ways of living in a non-western world. Winston Churchill also called the Buganda kingdom ‘a fairy-tale’ because ‘the people are different from anything elsewhere to be seen in the whole of Africa’. He later called Uganda ‘the pearl of Africa’ for reasons which are not far away from Buganda kingdom. Political parties were born in Buganda out of political movements. It is widely believed that Katikilo Nsibirwa was assassinated by the Buganda political movements because he was looked at as a stooge for the colonialists. Buganda had a party which united both the tenants and landlords which was called the Bataka party. This party was founded by Baganda intellectuals and it was the first to oppose the East Africa federation. Probably, I would not have been a member because I support both the Federalism in Uganda and the East Africa Federation though the former needs to be sorted out first. The Baganda old men had manners and they never abused people in public.

Anyway,there are several problems with the interpretation of nationality by some people in Uganda, not the least of which is that Baganda , Banyoro, Basoga,……….. are not tribes, but nations.
In all my time I never really thought about my nationality till now and I don’t think many of us did, because I’ve always taken myself to be a Ugandan( not Bugandan). This does not mean that I don’t treasure our kingdom but it’s amazing how one can just assume that everyone treats certain aspects in the same way.

Now that some people are talking in terms of ‘old stone age’, I have been forced to look at the stratigraphies of the Old Stone Age to see how this is related to their argument, which usually look as follows: modern man (homo sapiens); Neanderthal man (homo sapiens neanderthalensis) and Homo erectus (invents fire and is considered the first intelligent Man). My question to them: how old is the earth? How old is Uganda? Uganda is a result of the evolution of all the kingdoms (which they prefer to call nations) and there is no going back. Evolution is a fact just as old age is a fact. Yes, England came to be called England because of a combination of several nations, and that is evolution. Uganda evolved differently and I think we have got to move on instead of blaming colonialists.

By the way, even the democracy we are following is ‘colonial’. Are we going to drop it and move back into ‘stone age’ political ideologies? When are we going to stop this victim blaming?

We already have ‘stone age’ economies; ‘stone age’ leaders in suites with a thin glaze coating of just enough cell phones(MTN, Walid,. e.t.c) in Sub-Saharan Africa, and now some of  you want us to look at our nationalities in a ‘stone age’ format. Let’s be proud of being Ugandans, at least, despite the fact that our leaders try so much to make us feel otherwise. This does not make us love our kingdoms and kings any less but it shows we have got ‘Uganda at heart’. We should put our energies in fighting for federalism for all regions in Uganda. Buganda and other kingdoms can still be great if the sons and daughters of the respective kingdoms are committed to revive them.

In Britain, the north is kind of marginalized but the Yorkshire people are so proud of their region such that the rich men there have done everything possible to close the gap between them and the south. For instance, the two guys that own ‘MORRISON’ supermarket are Yorkshires and until recently, most of their supermarkets were based in the north. London wasn’t an attraction to them till when they bought ‘Safeways’ supermarket a few years ago. There is Yorkshire tea, Yorkshire water (one can drink it from the tap without boiling it), e.t.c. Similarly, we should find a concrete plan to help kingdoms and draw a line under certain things we cannot change. May be one day, we shall be having: Buganda Tea, Buganda water, Buganda Soda, …………. if the ‘stone age ‘thinking is wiped off from our minds.

Overall, I think we need to find a way of keeping our great kingdoms within Uganda without necessarily denouncing our nationality and the best I can think of right now is fighting for federalism.

Byebyo ebyange

Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

Rest In Peace Whitney But We Still Don’t Know What Exactly Killed You!

Whitney(RIP) with M.J(RIP)

Folks,
It is very sad to hear of the death of Whitney Houston. Her music will always be something to keep us on the toes for a long time. However, I beg to differ from some people who say that she would still be alive if it were not for her relationship with Bobby Brown. The truth is that if God wanted Whitney to die at 48, she would still be dead regardless of Bobby Brown or not. We are all going to die of something. There are many variables that contribute to someone dying of drugs or smoking. For instance, there are people who are druggist but still live for a long time.

Epidemiologists, using statistics, tell us the like hood of suffering dire consequences from drugs but a microbiologist usually identifies the actual chemical or genetic mechanisms involved in one’s death.

So, there’s no way of concluding that Whitney died because of drugs. Yes, there may be a causal relationship between her death and her lifestyle but it may be a combination of other unknown (classified) medical conditions.

Whitney with Bobby Brown( ex-husband)

My argument is basically that before making any conclusion that Whitney died of drugs, we ought to consider other variables that may have contributed to her death. Unless an autopsy is performed and the cause of death declared publicly, we cannot know for sure know what exactly killed Whitney. To point a finger at ‘drugs’ as the general reason for the expiration of her life is meaningless.

In medicine, there are innumerable variables and contingencies, and thus ironclad statements cannot be made or relied upon. You cannot come out as a doctor and say that Whitney died of drugs unless you have done some tests on her body.

Actually, let’s leave drugs aside because I have seen drug addicts living for a long time, and go with an example of cancer. Although cancer of the breast, prostate, colon, or any area will be debilitating and painful, it does not result in death until it spreads to the heart, lungs, kidneys, or the central nervous system. We also know that even after spreading to these vital areas, death can take weeks, months, or even years.

So, some people diagnosed with cancer are still breathing today because their body systems have not allowed the cancer to attack the vital areas. To put it in simple terms, dying suddenly is ‘consistent’ with other unexplained factors. Whitney died ”suddenly” and there is no way we can totally attribute this to her drug problem. I’m not saying we should rule it out, either, but we cannot put that on her death certificate until an autopsy is done. What has happened is that the media has developed a hypothesis as to what caused her death but it may not be true.

I’m a stronger believe in God and as a result I think about death all the time. I believe God can make people live longer or shorter if he chooses to. I believe we cannot dodge death however much we try but religion also tells us to look after ourselves, a reason I don’t eat pork; drink alcohol, take drugs, e.t.c

Secondly, there is nothing heroic in being a junkie and continuously failing to beat the addiction. I know every expert in the world will disagree with me, but I don’t buy into the disease part of drug abuse. The first time you reach for a substance you are making a choice. Every time you go back, you’re making a personal choice. I feel very strongly about that.

Drugs have always been part of most celebrities or famous people’s lives. It is very rare to find a person in these developed nations who has never taken drugs at some stage in their lives. At least, most of the ‘Bazungu’ I know have taken drugs at some stage in their life. Even David Cameron was a drug party boy at university, and the media tried to crucify him about it in his early years in office.

Think of all the tabloid stories about celebrities whacked out on drugs from Whitney Houston (RIP), that blond crack head chick (Olson), Sir Paul McCartney or his late wife Linda McCartney, who were both arrested several times at airport checkpoints for possession of marijuana, Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Love- to any of the dozens of drug addled pop stars out there. Not forgetting the most famous one of all, Elvis, who died of an overdose while sitting on a toilet and asphyxiated from his face being buried in his carpet with his bare ass stuck in the air and it became a week long TV event on every station.

There is also a story that JFK was on drugs but he was a full president and he probably would have lived longer if he had not been assassinated. New findings by noted historian Robert Dallek dug up surprising dirt on JFK, where medical files showed that he (JFK) routinely popped pain killers, anti-anxiety pills, stimulants and even hormones, up to eight medications a day. IT’S PARTY TIME!!!

His supporters counteracted this by saying that JFK was using drugs prescribed by a physician because he had adrenal insufficiency and back pain from his war injuries. One could argue that the physician was practicing bad medicine.

The truth is that people take drugs and all kinds of substances into their bodies but some live longer and some die early. When explaining their death early or longer, we look for a variety of factors rather than just drugs.

Byebyo ebyange


Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba

Student of Public Health

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